[Aled]

i am glad and proud to say i have never been in a gay bar. sorry aled, nothing personal, i just prefer my bum not to be touched.

Uglybob.

Why would your bum be touched if you went to a gay bar? Doesn't consent come into the equation? Is it a given a female's going to have a boobs touched up by you if you went to straight bar?

[Bridgie]

well said aled i agree there

i have a story from when i went to a pub a while back with some mates and this gay guy started chatting to one of them and my mate must have been the only person in the pub who didnt think this stranger was coming on to him when he started buying him drinks and chatting him up calling him petal...

anyway, later when i was playing my mate at pool he bent over to take a shot and this guy pretty much grabbed his balls from behind which my mate thought was a woman and only found out after when we told him. he also stood behind him "thrusting" when he bent over to take a shot and everyone laughed except my mate who was blissfully unaware of anything.

[Sidders]

I once went into a straight bar, but it had a gay barman who fancied me for some reason

[Chief Erf]

This didnt happen in a gay bar, but some guy kept slapping me if i didnt kiss him, it was fun.

[kendra k]

i think the music is better in gay bars and so is the conversation. has any of you ever been to the retro bar? i got into a firght with a bear after i beat him at a series of pubquizes. my friends were quite emberassed as it killed their chances of play after i caused the commotion. i think it impressed thom yorke though, as we were singing the jam's "beat surrender" 15 minutes later.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i have never been to a gay bar nor do i have an amusing story although my friend insists on shouting "mind your arses lads" whenever he gets within two streets on canal street (anal treet... oh so funny). ignorance kills folks.

mature

which was exactly my point. thick.

[Mr Dion]

and you LIKE Celine Dion?

sorry...nissed the point of that...mite be the lack of blood, but i tottally missed the point/joke.

[Everlast]

I'll start... Wasn't strictly a gay bar, just a pub run by a gay bloke, but when I went to the bar and asked the gay landlordd if I could have [Walkers] Sensations. He ripped the piss out of me.

Not great, but we can only get better.

Don't tell me Toph, the cuba in New Bradwell

[MK Chris]

It was indeed. Jhon is hilarious though, I think he used to be on stage.

[Everlast]

I know a lot of the pubs in MK but the herald is my favorite

[Morals]

Topher drinks down the c o c k apparently

[MK Chris]

I do drink in the c o c k Morals yes. Har di har...

However Everlast won't know The C o c k I doubt 'cos North Crawley is a tiny village.

[Stevo_trash]

Aled wrote:

Is it a given a female's going to have a boobs touched up by you if you went to straight bar?

...we are talking about ugly 'wondering hands' bob here?

[Uglybob]

nope, they run away from me so i can never get to them, the bastards, all lesbians, i tell ya.

[Jonny Hoare]

gay bars redress the balance. women don't get groped in gaybars.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

tonight i drunk a bar woo woo dunno if they are the same. i also drank:

Dave (not so good)
bar berry (fantastic)
brain damage (ok)
some banana thing i can remember the name of.
southern comfort an lemonade (nice...)

[Morals]

For some reason that post reminded me of Jessie's diets. This week I have been mostly eating... Acorns!

[Jonny Hoare]

* are for girls