[Uglybob]

i find that the quality decreases if it is coloured.

[gem]

Seriously folks, you should be concerned with quantity rather than quality.


"Then go wipe yer arse with sandpaper"



I heard that.

[Chris]

Oh dear ...

[Jonny Hoare]

it's just poo all the time

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

my mum buys toilet paper that matches the bathroom carpet

[Jonny Hoare]

now that is sad

[Everlast]

This new board is cursed, first wank stains and now toilet paper, Pah.

[Jonny Hoare]

low quality, low brow, low low prices

[Nablo.]

When I started this topic, I didn't think it would be going down this road

[Jonny Hoare]

you can't blame for this threads decent into a vortex of surrealism

[kendra k]

i think it's great that this board can take the mundane and make it interesting, or at least slightly perverse. good on you kids!

[Uglybob]

jon culshaw to toilet paper. have u seen the toilet roll with recipes on them for no apparant reason now. mmm aah i know instead of wiping my arse ill keep it and make the recipe. likely happening. wonder what pr ass made that slant.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah but having something to read on the toilet is vital to the whole experience.

[Everlast]

Read The Mirror on the toilet, because its a shit read.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha





Grrrrrrr my genius is wasted

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

The Mirror is a good newspaper better than crap like the express, sun......

[Jonny Hoare]

Nicky campbell joke link on totp years ago

"what happens when you run out of toilet paper, there's always the sun"

cue the song "always the sun" by i have forgotten it