- Sun Apr 27, 2003 2:13 pm
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if certain board members wish to enter the mwbb in an effort to become famous, take heed of what happened to me after last years event when i secured the runners up position.
It was all going swimingly to begin with, Pat Sharp recruited me as his sidekick on fun house, snatched the breakfast show on isle of wight fm and became the resident DIY expert on trading council flats. However shortly after releasing my rural workout fitness video (I strongly recomend the heffer crunches), the work totally dried up. My luxury campervan was repossed and my clothing which i earnt from a sponsorship deal with asda george was taken away.
I now live in a hut with rick adams. If your around the hertfordshire region, you may see us occasionally herding apples whilst drinking vats of scrumpy fermented under the buttocks of anneka rice.