[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

er... yeah ok. im thinking holding all three babies is gonna be quite difficult though. just imagive having two t*ts an one baby.... much easier.

[MK Chris]

Two tits and no baby would be better still though.

[Mr Dion]

i believe that this supposed decline is something to do with me not posting over the last two weeks.

i apologise to all the members and assure you, now that i am back, this place will return to the buzzing hive of activity it once was.

[Ickle Angel]

i believe that this supposed decline is something to do with me not posting over the last two weeks.

i apologise to all the members and assure you, now that i am back, this place will return to the buzzing hive of activity it once was.

hmmmmmmm ok we will wait and see

[MK Chris]

I'm more interested in Katy being back to be honest with you. Proper shortage of women on this forum, that's the trouble, I'm telling you.

[Adam]

The savior of chrismoyles.net?

Unlikely. To be honest. You havent posted much this year let alone in the past two weeks!

Will take a Miracle to get this place back on its feet.

Nah its just the summer. Welcome back!

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[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

who says theres anything wrong with this place? not me this thread is idiotic. what we need is less ad an more funky dullard....

[Morals]

Talking of crappy Arnie films there was on when I was having breakfast over the weekend on Sky Movies (I think) - it was a western and he was wearing a really camp blue suit....

[Uglybob]

it was called cactus jack from 1979

[Morals]

Cheers bob.

[Stevo_trash]

has it come to this?

[Uglybob]

yeah classic crap films on sky during the daytime threads.

[Morals]

I haven't decided what was funnier - Arnie's clothes or the bit where the bad guy was about to get run over by a train and jumped out of his shoes and ended up stuck to the front of the train as it sped down the track.....

[Mr Dion]

*steps back and looks at the forum*

my work here is done.

[Spoon]

I haven't decided what was funnier - Arnie's clothes or the bit where the bad guy was about to get run over by a train and jumped out of his shoes and ended up stuck to the front of the train as it sped down the track.....

Those bits or right at the end when Kirk Douglas gets a kiss then starts bouncing all over the buildings looney tunes style. Looney tunes or an early version of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

[Nablo.]

More Looney tunes

[Spoon]

What was weird was the next movie I saw after that was Terminator 3 in which at one point, Arnie puts on some very camp Elton John style glasses. Kind of seemed natural for him after the camp blue suit.

[Morals]

I dare you to tell him that to his face. Whilst he's in the middle of a speech to the Californian electorate.....

[kendra k]

i will. if he becomes my governor i will absolutely scream. he's even less qualified than gray davis.

[Morals]

Gary Coleman for governor!

[kendra k]

seriously though folks...

no.

i'm voting for arianna huffington, i think.

[Morals]

Only in California would you have Arnie, Gary Coleman, Larry Flynt and some Porn Star woman running for governor.....

[kendra k]

there's more than 100 other whackos in the running too. a few of my friends are running.

[Stevo_trash]

...towards you with a baseball bat?

[kendra k]

no, they're too apathetic for that, and i have very few friends who aren't just screen names on the internet. they don't know that i'm actually 20 stone, male, and bald.