- Fri Dec 13, 2002 5:38 pm
#42434
Having sex constantly is all very fine,but are you happy? Well yes,maybe you are,but I really think you should glance out the window once in awhile to make sure there are enough peanuts in the bird feeder otherwise the t'its will move elsewhere.And then you'll be sorry.
(This post was sponsored by the RSPB,or to be accurate,was done to impress this woman I know who's led me to believe that a man who feeds birds is more likely to be a considerate lover and take the time to satisfy her orally.Frankly I think the correlation is dubious,and maybe I simply misinterpreted what she said,but the long and the short of it is that it wouldn't hurt you to feed the f**king birds.)
(This post was sponsored by the RSPB,or to be accurate,was done to impress this woman I know who's led me to believe that a man who feeds birds is more likely to be a considerate lover and take the time to satisfy her orally.Frankly I think the correlation is dubious,and maybe I simply misinterpreted what she said,but the long and the short of it is that it wouldn't hurt you to feed the f**king birds.)