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By The Cornishman
#42434
Having sex constantly is all very fine,but are you happy? Well yes,maybe you are,but I really think you should glance out the window once in awhile to make sure there are enough peanuts in the bird feeder otherwise the t'its will move elsewhere.And then you'll be sorry.
(This post was sponsored by the RSPB,or to be accurate,was done to impress this woman I know who's led me to believe that a man who feeds birds is more likely to be a considerate lover and take the time to satisfy her orally.Frankly I think the correlation is dubious,and maybe I simply misinterpreted what she said,but the long and the short of it is that it wouldn't hurt you to feed the f**king birds.)
By The Cornishman
#42448
Guess who bought another bird feeder this afternoon.Much like Homer's bedside reading material is usually a cereal packet,tonight my chosen literature will be a packet of peanuts.Quote: Feeding wild birds will increase the varieties that visit your garden and greatly improves their survival rates during harsh conditions.It also enhances their success rates during the breeding season,which may or may not rub off on the person doing the feeding.The thing is,you might get laid,so quit reading this guff and kindly buy the bloody peanuts.
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By Bob23
#42464
I'm confused
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By Chief Erf
#42465
you can never properly reply to a cornishman post
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By MK Chris
#42466
Another excuse to go down the pub...
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By Bob23
#42473
So it's not just me who has to read the Cornishman's post three times before they start to make sense, only to release that they don't.
By The Cornishman
#42479
:arrow: My main problem here in suburbia is foxes.The bastards keep breaking in at night and using the shampoo.Worst of all,they leave the shower curtain hanging over the tub so there's always a pool of water in the morning and if I have a visitor staying she thinks I've peed on the floor.One of these nights I'll catch them in the act and let 'em have it with one of those super-duper water pistols that unleashes a gallon of water but they've annoyingly perfected the art of washing their hair in silence. I've a good mind to protest about it but Trafalgar square is booked solid until June.
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By Lawrie
#42481
right..erm....ok..yeah that...


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
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By Lawrie
#42482
right..erm....ok..yeah that...


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
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By Lawrie
#42483
right..erm....ok..yeah that...


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
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By magenta
#42484
Keep her happy, think of her needs for once or else she'll f*ck off elsewhere!
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By kendra k
#42486
here here! why do blokes only think of themsleves when it comes to a good lay. jayzus!
By Everlast
#42518
I don't think of myself when it comes to a good lay, i'm the one who rings the taxi and personally two minutes is long enough to to satisfy her needs but not satisfy her knees
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By Morals
#42534
We don't all just think of ourselves... ;)
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By Sidders
#42549
No, I don't. I try to think who the hell is stupid enough to shag me. I havn't met one yet. Not one with a pulse anyway.
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By Bob23
#42577
Any more than 2 minutes is just showing off. That's why advert breaks are 3 minutes, it gives to time to put the kettle on for a brew aswell.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#42596
Sidla wrote:No, I don't. I try to think who the hell is stupid enough to shag me. I havn't met one yet. Not one with a pulse anyway.


you want to watch that its a criminal offence you know...
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By Gigglyboots
#42619
They have a word for sleeping with dead people, only I can't spell it. Necrophiliac...erm thats how its said, not how its spelt probably.
By Bridgie
#42621
yeah i think that is right
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By Nablo.
#42649
Yes thats right, know all about that due to Katie Vick.
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By Gigglyboots
#42652
Katie Vick? Not heard of her before.
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By Nablo.
#42653
lol well some people have I'm sure.

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