[Sidders]

This is similar to the cheer me up thread.

I've got an Java programming assignment due in for tomorrow and I've barely started it. I know - I should have done it ages ago, but I hate programming. I am really not in the mood to do it at the moment.

I need cheering up.

[Sidders]

Half a friggin hour and still no reply. Come on people, my boobs must be at least half as big as magenta's if that helps.

I have been semi-cheered up though, thanks to FunkyD's Scott Mills studio clock mention.

[Everlast]

Due to recent stats Mickey Adams is the best manager in the country at the moment, it was on sky sports t'other day
Any Happier?

[Sidders]

Feeling a bit better after that, thankyou.

Mickey Adams is a bit inexperianced though isn't he?

[Sidders]

Nice to see more people joining my messageboard too. If anyone else joins I won't have room to fit everyone in my signature.

[Everlast]

He is relatively young but football has changed, managers like Moyes, Adams and O'Leary have all recently (as in 5 years) retired so they will know the game

[Bob23]

Unfortunately, the only jokes that spring to mind at the moment are so blue they would make Roy Chubby Brown turn red. I think my humour module needs a sping clean in the New Year, it's got quite dirty.

[Sidders]

I've given up now anyway. I just can't be arsed with the stress. I'll do what I can tomorrow and if I fail, I fail. I'll just have to resit next year, that's all.

[Bob23]

Don't give up. There's still 10 hours and hopefully enough teabags and milk.

[Sidders]

All very well, but there's no kettle here in the uni library.

[Bob23]

Damn. Anyway, I hate to be rude, but stop posting on here! Go and do your assignment for heaven's sake and come back tomorrow. (Sorry, suddenly went in 'Sidla Mother' mode.)

[Sidders]

I've told you I've given up. I really don't have the motivation to do it tonight.

[KFA]

I've left mine til after Christmas, which isn't the best idea if i want to pass, just can't be bothered working on power point for hours.

[Sidders]

I'll pobably be proved wrong at a later date, but I've just found out that the unit I'm about to fail is optional. Nice of them to tell us these things isn't it.

[Bob23]

Fair enough. Don't blame you really, but if you fail everything and end up being a road-sweeper, don't come running to me!

[Sidders]

I'm off now. Gotta get to the off-licence before it shuts. God, I need a beer.

[Andy288]

I ave just ad 8 hours sleep since thurday doin an assignment for yesterday, let me tell you handin it in is the best... Get it done, you will feel better 4 it even if it means stoppin up all nite!!!. Ps, the "Boobs" thing didnt do much 4 me as Im gay, just feel your anxiety!!!!

[Andy288]

oh my god!!! G-A-Y comes up as gay... how prehistoric is that!!!!

[MK Chris]

Shouldn't that be "for your information"?

[Sidders]

Ps, the "Boobs" thing didnt do much 4 me as Im homosexual, just feel your anxiety!!!!

And I'm male. God now I'm worried.

Nah. Really can't be arsed with it. Too much stress. I know I should get it done, but I just don't have the motivation tonight. It's too close to Christmas to have to worry about assignments.

I really am going now...

[Andy288]

Worried??? Dont be worried, we dont bite (Rather confused bout your boobs though!!
And what should be for my information... me being g-a-y, just tryin to inject some humour!!!

[Everlast]

I'm considering suing this board for libel because i might be g a y as in happy but i'm portrayed as gay.
Now c'mon the Flintstones had a g a y ol' time not a homosexual ol' time

[Sidders]

Feeling a lot better today. I handed my assignment in earlier, it was a bit crap, but I'm past the point of caring. That's 5 down, 2 to go. I've also been to the bank who've agreed to give me some more money, so I'm in quite a good mood today.

[Bob23]

So all round a great day. Crap assignments and a bigger overdraft, reminds me of my old student days....

[Sidders]

Finally got everything finished!! Was here until gone 3 this morning getting an optical assignment done! My dad's just informed me that he's picking me up today rather than tomorrow, so next time you hear from me, I'll be at home.

Finally I can look forward to christmas!!