[The Cornishman]

Last night was by far the most scr*tum retracting evening since I have been back in Penzance.At 8pm or so I set out,adorned in wooly jumper,chunky fleece,scarf,and twoccers camp to go to the shop.I got half way there and had to turn back-f**king freezing it was!- Anyhow I put on a couple of extra layers and told my mother 'I may be some time' before attempting to the conquer the North flace of the Co-op once more.On my way there I came across several scantily clad babes going out on the lash,they were wearing mini skirts! and low cut blousons! (Is blouson is a valid term these days Jane?) I have hereby deduced that had Scott aqquired the services of a dozen or so Penzance girls instead of huskie dogs he would've jabbed the flag of the union into the antartic permafrost before amusden had even unpacked his crampons.

[Bob23]

It's all the Bicardi Breezers they drink. The alcohol and E numbers act as an anti-freeze.

However, using them as a husky dog replacement probably would not work, unless he told them that at the South-pole was a Dorethy Perkins store with a sale on.

[Funky Drummer]

Stop your whining. It's averaging -5 here every day now and has for a while.

[MK Chris]

But I bet you don't cycle 6 miles in that every day...

[Bob23]

Cycle? Good God, that would involve effort.

[kendra k]

i walk. hence my wet shoes.

[MK Chris]

It's a nightmare, I really properly need to pass my driving test and get a motor and quick.

[Bridgie]

i very much doubt my car would start if it was -5

im glad its slightly warmer down here

[Bob23]

Try using anti-freeze.

[Funky Drummer]

my car's are hardy - the two astras are fine and the mondeo's a monster waiting to pounce!

[MK Chris]

Three bloody cars? Have I missed something? That's just greedy!

[Eddie]

I'm guessing they're his parent'e cars taht he'ss insured to drive, well at least two of them, but he decided to call them his cars for effect.

[Funky Drummer]

Well....

One of the astras is my mums. My and my sis are insured on it cos we always were gonna be.

When my dad moved between jobs last year he, obviously, lost his company car for that job, so we got the second Astra so he could get around to interviews and stuff. It was originaly only mum and dad that were insured on that car, but when they phoned up to renew the insurance and my dad asked how much it would cost to add me and my sis, becuase of their no claims bonus, it was completely free.

With my dad's new job (we decided to keep the above astra for the moment), he got the mondeo as his comapny car there. As soon as I got my full license, the company insured me on it.

I'm really lucky - i never expected to have even one car to use!!!

[Eddie]

so, basically, I was right then

[MK Chris]

We don't have company cars in this house. I don't think I could be insured to drive my mum's van very easily!

[Everlast]

Yeah, and i'd be insured to drive my mums milk float

[Jonny Hoare]

tecahinally i can teach you guys to drive.

[Funky Drummer]

oooooh......very fancy!

[MK Chris]

Not really. Don't you have to have had a license for 3 years and be over 21?

[Jonny Hoare]

yeha that'll be me.

[Funky Drummer]

ah, okay....I thought you meant you were a qualified driving instuctor or something! I thought that sounded a bit far-fetched!

[Jonny Hoare]

you really are retarded

[Funky Drummer]

I thank you *TAKES BOW*

[Jonny Hoare]

respect your assertion to the order of british idiot
or nock as its called

[Funky Drummer]

thanks J-Ho. That really does mean a lot to me.