[Bob23]

Old theories hypothosis that the moon was actually made out of cheese. This got me thinking, how many cows would be needed to make enough milk to make enough cheese to make the moon (assuming it was done in one day)?

[Jonny Hoare]

Hmm good point. Have cows been blown into space yet

[MK Chris]

You can take all the cows in thw world from around here, but I don't think cconcrete cows work

[Jonny Hoare]

Hmm you'd know about concrete cows. You now when they pull the udders you get gibroc

[MK Chris]

Gibroc? What?

[Jonny Hoare]

plasterboard my friend

[MK Chris]

You learn something new every day.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you only need one cow its just bloody big....

[MK Chris]

My sister would be ideal

[Jonny Hoare]

hows about some of my ex- they all fat cows

[Morals]

The average cow produces 19,825 pounds of milk a year which can produce 1,982.5 pounds of cheese. The moon weighs 16,200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds, so it would take one cow 8,171,500,630,517,023,959,646.9104665826 years to make the moon on its own. Therefore it would take the same number of cows to produce the moon in one year. Therefore it would take 2,982,597,730,138,713,745,271,122.32030243 cows to do it in one day. You may want to round to the nearest cow.

[MK Chris]

Morals, for a man who runs the Church of Carling website, you should really get out more!

[Morals]

I shall be holding midnight mass tomorrow in the Church of Carling....

[MK Chris]

I shall be celebrating in another Church!

[Morals]

As long as you're worshipping that's all that matters

[Bob23]

Morals, thanks for working that one out. It's a weight off my mind.

[Morals]

No problems mate, glad to be of service

[Jonny Hoare]

is it cottage cheese or red leicester

[Bob23]

Bugger, Jonny, you've really thrown a spanner in the works now....