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By The Cornishman
#44069
What is the point of 'keeping fit'?
Consider the World's fiercest land mammal- the lion- You don't see lions jogging on the plains of the Serengeti do you? No.They lie around for days on end licking their bottoms and yawning.Or what of the World's fastest land mammal,the cheetah- Do you see them dressed in dayglo shellsuits swigging from bottles of Isotonic Lucozade? Lessons can be learned here.The England football team should not be running around Bisham Abbey with poncey haircuts- they should be lying around scratching thier ears and getting up occasionaly to wee on plants. Catching and killing gazelles might be a problem in London though.
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By Funky Drummer
#44071
Again, a good thinking point from the legend that is THE CORNISHMAN
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#44152
dunno if its just me but im so lazy i cant be arsed even to sit an read the cornishmans posts never mind keep fit.
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By jc
#44218
It's called dieting. :wink: - jc

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