New Years Resolutions

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New Years Resolutions#44337

By Gigglyboots - Fri Dec 27, 2002 9:21 pm

- Fri Dec 27, 2002 9:21 pm #44337

So is anybody making any?

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By David - Fri Dec 27, 2002 9:27 pm

- Fri Dec 27, 2002 9:27 pm #44339

to get a girlfriend.

It aint goin to happen - but it's always worth a go.

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By Gigglyboots - Fri Dec 27, 2002 9:29 pm

- Fri Dec 27, 2002 9:29 pm #44340

Never know, after summer it won't be little school anymore.

Mines is to give up chocolate. I bet you it lasts a day.

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By Bridgie - Fri Dec 27, 2002 11:32 pm

- Fri Dec 27, 2002 11:32 pm #44343

why bother with something like giving up chocolate unless its causing you some sort of health problem.

try to give up one of your addictions instead like sex for example. :lol:

just a thought

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By Funky Drummer - Sat Dec 28, 2002 12:45 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 12:45 am #44347

to get in the pants of this REALLY fit girl at school. My mates have said I'll never be able to do it.....so I'll prove them wrong!

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:20 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:20 am #44350

er....

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:26 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:26 am #44351

Be slightly less insensitive toward Night Club boucers whose wives have just left them.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:27 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:27 am #44352

Eat a bit more yogurt.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:28 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:28 am #44353

Stop staring out the window waiting for that owl to return.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:28 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:28 am #44354

Stop wondering what I'd do if that owl did return.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:29 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:29 am #44355

Try not to bring about the meltdown of a certain message board.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:30 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:30 am #44356

Resist the temptation to track down Dennis Healey and forcibly shave his eyebrows just to see how he'd react.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:30 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:30 am #44357

Have my brain scanned to see if I'm gradually becoming left-handed.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:31 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:31 am #44358

Write a vehicle for Vinnie Jones in which he plays an ex-footballer who gets typecast in movies about ex-footballers who get typecast in movies about ex-footballers who get typecast as lucky swines.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:32 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:32 am #44359

Search for someone with that quality that can only be replicated with a sock full of Rozalex.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:33 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:33 am #44360

Convince my Mythology lecturer to donate his Gorgon to science.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:34 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:34 am #44361

Magnetize my fillings,download Mp3 files to them.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:36 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:36 am #44362

Avoid being attacked by a couple of pigs who've just escaped from an abbatoir and want to ruin the trousers of anyone who likes bacon sandwiches.

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:36 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:36 am #44363

No more smoking in the shower

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By The Cornishman - Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:37 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 1:37 am #44364

Try to concentrate on one project at a time and not get so easily distrac

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By Jonny Hoare - Sat Dec 28, 2002 9:29 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 9:29 am #44368

Mine is too lose wieght and get fit. I have the housemate equivalent of trinny and susanna combined with avril lavinge and rosemary conley

Pray for me.

Da Legend....
Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running

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By Sidders - Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:44 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:44 am #44380

I like David's suggestion, but as he said, it ain't going to happen.

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By MK Chris - Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:46 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 10:46 am #44381

Why the bloody hell not? Just see someone you like and ask them out for a drink... If I can do it anyone can, I am the shyest (if that's a word) person I know.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

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By Funky Drummer - Sat Dec 28, 2002 11:03 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 11:03 am #44388

One for Cornishman: "Fit everything I have to say into one post."

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By Sidders - Sat Dec 28, 2002 11:10 am

- Sat Dec 28, 2002 11:10 am #44390

Topher wrote:Why the bloody hell not? Just see someone you like and ask them out for a drink... If I can do it anyone can, I am the shyest (if that's a word) person I know.

But you don't know me.