[The Peter Kay Fan]

The Colonel And Ginger:

Rough Transcript:

Colonel: Both myself and Ginger were astonished to discover that Lisa Riley and Chris Moyles have been honoured in the new year!
Tim: Really? Hows That
Colonel: They're both OBE's
*Ginger Whispers To Colonel*
Colonel: Oh sorry, theyre both OBEESE! BRING IT ON MOYLESIE! New Year Same Fat!

Then fat faces and fat walks all round

Wait for Moyles To Find Out

[Bridgie]

harsh but funny. lisa riley pisses me off

[MK Chris]

Thing is Moyles would probably tend to agree about the Lisa Riley part!

[Stephen.]

And to be fair Moyles is loosing a lot of weight these days. He's like a stick in comparison to the fat, long haired days of the Big Breakfast cover slots

Stephen.

[Sam]

Looking at the pictures on the David Dickinson website he looks really thin, and Dave looks like he's put weight on.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

dunno if anyones mentioned this but in 3am today there is a little article maybe signalling the end of the arguments between them an moyles.

[Sam]

Oh yeah, look here

I thought she was 25 not 23. Still hate her, I can't help it.

[MK Chris]

I think the opening paragraph "Chris Moyles is desperate to end his feud with 3am" is a slight exaggeration though....

[Sam]

Well they have to make themselves look good don't they? They can't be seen to be backing down

[MK Chris]

Good point. All powerful media and all that.

[Stephen.]

Looking at the pictures on the David Dickinson website he looks really thin, and Dave looks like he's put weight on.

That's exactly what I thought as well. I've noticed it before.

Stephen.

[Everlast]

The Colonel And Ginger:

Rough Transcript:

Colonel: Both myself and Ginger were astonished to discover that Lisa Riley and Chris Moyles have been honoured in the new year!
Tim: Really? Hows That
Colonel: They're both OBE's
*Ginger Whispers To Colonel*
Colonel: Oh sorry, theyre both OBEESE! BRING IT ON MOYLESIE! New Year Same Fat!

Then fat faces and fat walks all round

Wait for Moyles To Find Out

I saw that V.Funny.

Colonel and Ginger always walk around saying Moyles Fat

[Jonny Hoare]

soccer am haven't watched that in years



not since emerson's nightspot and soccer locker.....

[Stevo_trash]

rarararara

piow piow

I don't think mr lovejoy like's moyles. Perhaps its jelousy, but who can blame him if he's disgruntled that a far crapper tv presenter gets more high profile gigs than he does. Radio one needs someone like Tim Lovejoy to add some differing comedy to the mix, and show the audience that there is more than one funny dj besides chris moyles. Given the cowardly, bitchy nature of the industry i'd be very suprised to see Lovejoy or young christian from XFM on opportunities in the near future....that is until ratings descend into the earths core.

Shall i bother putting a stamp on this radio 1 bbc talent form? Perhaps i'll save it for the tescos one...

[Jonny Hoare]

i gonna apply this year


go for it
you can but lose


lovejoy was suposed to presenting the priory

[Uglybob]

Tim Lovejoy I find is a self effacing "Im Great, Me", Dermot O Leary wannabe twát

[Jonny Hoare]

but is funny with helsbells on soccer am

[Sam]

I thought they axed The Priory? I quite liked that show. I've never heard of Tim Lovejoy so that pretty much speaks for itself. Jonny - when you're rich and famous can you introduce me to Robbie Williams please?

[Stevo_trash]

I cannot fathom this 3am girls thing. I realise that the nature of a radio personality can differ from someones true characteristics, but if a national newspaper decided to print your home phone number bearing in mind your a popular individual why on fecking earth would you decide to suck up to the people who were directly responsible for this act?

Personally i would have found there homes and recorded myself using a mini disc player, pissing on there front doors and play it repeatedly on air. This may also explain why i'm only allowed to sort letters for royal mail and not deliver them.

[Jonny Hoare]

when i'm rich and famous you'll be my wife sam- depends if you have a broad wolvo accent or not

[Sam]

Erm, actually its very broad, never mind eh? Stevo - I doubt he really sucked up to them, I'd place bets its the other way round..."lets put someat mildly nice about Moyles in the paper cos we're too scared to carry on being nasty to him"

[Stevo_trash]

Mr lovejoy is also a writer and producer, making him ever so slightly above dermot *.


when jon's rich and famous it will have been as a result of numerous 'pay as you go' ass rapings he has endured and the rules regarding 'client confidentiality' will prohibit him from introducing you to robbie williams.

Tim Lovejoy I find is a self effacing "Im Great, Me", Dermot O Leary wannabe twát

But isn't that the same attitude adopted by a certain dj this website is dedicated too? Just an observation.

[Uglybob]

i think youll find hes insecure i put myself down in order to get laugh, take the piss out of dermot o leary slightly arrogant twát, theres a difference

[Stevo_trash]

Your getting on-air and off-air characters mixed up here. There has been instances of him warming up to the 3am girls on air. They wouldn't have placed a half positive story in their column if he had not shown some passionate advances towards them. The fact is that he's warming to piers 'huggy brown' morgan's sluts of the night, the same prostitutes who pulished his sodding phone number in their column not so long ago.

Its good for the 3am girls to have moyles slagging them off, publicity and all.

Also, does anyone remember when domnic mohan took over the sun's bizzare section and him and moyles had nasty fued escalating for a while. Fast forward to the future and we see them both as consenting cuddle buddies.

de ja vu vula vou

[Jonny Hoare]

dermot o leary sesms to be a put down

moyles is self defacating humour- just ask keith duffy