[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I was on the set of Only Fools and Horses the other day when Rodney walked across an said come here ive got someone you should meet. anyway i followed him only to find a mallard sat on a table and shouting about the merits of Iain Duncan Smith. I sat listening for a few minutes before moving to sit next to Trigger who i asked about this.... "oh yeah thats Dave's Intro-duck-tory Service".


Gaspode The "hits just keep on coming" Wonder Dog

[Morals]

Somebody shoot him, please

[Chief Erf]

I think im leaving

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

come on politics, popular culture, endangered species, humour (of a sort) AND Moyles related..... i should be knighted.

[Morals]

Sir_Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog_OBE_MBE_VD ?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

vd..... ah if only i had the chance....

(not so) interesting Gaspode fact: The building i currently work in used to be an STD clinic....

[Morals]

Damnit, the perfect opportunity for a gag and can I think of one, can I bollocks. Give the man a clap!

[kendra k]

give the man THE clap!

[Morals]

Boom-cha!

Cheers Kendra, glad someone's on the ball!

[Lew]

yeh err someones on HIS ball or err balls

as in gonads

and stuff

i'll get my coat......

[kendra k]

see... i wanted to be in a band called the clap, and our slogan would be "CATCH IT!" my brother and i thought it would be grand, only nobody else thought so.

let's make jokes about moldy balls!

[Morals]

I'd rather make jokes about Americanis(z)ed spelling if it's all the same...

[Chief Erf]

how come american cant say tuna, tuba and tube right

[Lew]

they say 'caribbean' weird as well

[Chief Erf]

aluminium

[Lew]

yeh they say aluuminum

[Chief Erf]

trunk, hood, gasoline, autos, cletus

[Morals]

They spell aluminium as aluminum though

[kendra k]

which is the proper spelling, but you brits mucked it up to make it sound more classical. check out the alt.usage.english faq for details.

how the hell do YOU say tuna?

i say tuno.

[MK Chris]

Choona

[kendra k]

why? why not tuna? you write it as tuna!

[MK Chris]

But that's how we see it when it's written down. I don't know, I didn't invent the language, personally I hate fish and seafood anyway

[Everlast]

Kendra- whats the difference between Pants, Pantie and Pantie liners

[MK Chris]

I think (I know you asked kendra but im having a go) pants are really trousers, panties and panty liners, not sure, but both knickers I think

[kendra k]

pants- trousers
panties- pants/underwear
panty liners- sanitary napkins or adult diapers, take your pick.