[The Cornishman]

Now I know how Pete Townsend feels.

[The Cornishman]

Well I hope you all learned your lesson: Never trust a man who lives in Camborne and predominately posts at 5o'clock in the frigging morning.

[The Cornishman]

So what can I say really? Other than I'm deeply ashamed and very,very sorry.I can't really be bothered with reasoning for my motives and besides you probably wouldn't believe me,although it was something along the lines of promoting the good man Baker that got extremely out of hand.I've spent the last hour or so reading over some of my stuff on this board and a suprising amount of it was my own material,the Jonny Hoare facts especially were strangely accurate.
Never the less I think this'll probably be my last ever post to the board,I can only hope I opened your eyes to The Treehouse and to the genius of Dan.
Babye.

[Lawrie]

you fraud....now leave with your tail between your legs as you leave the board..you Danny Baker fan you!

...close the door behind you

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ah well these fakes come an go (there are a few others i wouldnt mind leaving if stevo could arrange)

[Nablo.]

So long then, bye

[Lew]

so it would seem that pastygate has come to a head and cornishman has been exiled from the board

so long cornishman, and lets let this see a new era of honesty on this message board, and if your not, detective stevo will be on your case

i propose that stevo is the new 'MW Detective'

[Jacqui]

Ta-ra, love dont come back, not that i know you, but what ive heard is not that good, to say the least!!!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i propose that stevo is the new 'MW Detective'

at least the cornishman stole from other boards. mr always ultra steals from other posts on this board...

[Adam]

who cares...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

for gods sake ad if you cant add anything useful shut up.

[Sidders]

I'm sorry to see the old Cornishman go. Although some of his material was 'stolen' he did introduce material to us that wouldn't have got here otherwise.

[Stevo_trash]

and thats a valid point. I have found myself listening to danny baker audio clip lately and have to admit he's bloody good. So Cornishman's mission has indeed influenced a few people.

However, no-one and i mean no-one shall defy my position as 7th most funniest poster on this board. That includes you maximus.

[Bridgie]

as disappointed as some of you may seem with this i should be going to see danny baker put out a show in the radio london studios sometime soon because my mates brother does the show with him.

should be good to see everything working

[timb]

i never found any of his posts funny in the first place so i fail to comprehend the scandal

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah well in the chant of football fans everywhere "who are ya?"