[Stevo_trash]

classical sympathetic music

mvo hard sell

have you suffered an injury at work which wasn't your own fault? Have you aproached a claims company which did not attain proper compensation for your injuries?

then you need to call lame direct!

Lame Direct has a team of uneducated new deal employees that specialise in claiming from claims companies. So if you've been clumsy at work and have been unfairly represented by a personal injury claims company, call lame direct on
ARSEHOLE-666
thats
ARSEHOLE-666

Heres Ferris Wheelbroke's story;
'A colleuge told me that by inserting staples carefully in my eyes, i could acheive split screen vision as used in that program 24. Of course, I had to give it a go. Who wouldn't turn down the opportunity of seeing every day events from various angles and locations. To cut a long story short I got rushed to hospital and was declared blind. This didn't happen to agent Jack Bower! I called one personal injury claims company higlighting the irresponsible nature of my managers in letting me go ahead with this act, but the cheeky swines could only scrape 56p together for a staple remover. I then called lame direct who within 24 hours had sued the claim company for discrimination and extortion of a client and i recieved an extra £10.50 to go out on the lash with the following night. If it wern't for Lame direct none of this would have been possible!'

Don't be a double victim, be a * and phone lame direct on
ARSEHOLE-666
THATS
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[Morals]

You're to blame, if you're lame!

[Everlast]

Great i need no call them, i injured myself at work while me and a few friends were entering me in the Scott Mills radio1 lookalike competition and while sitting on the photocopier bare arsed i fell through and needed 16 stitches.

[Lew]

very funny

this is what i'd like to see more of. although how wide a range of written spoofs/parodies would be possible i don't know.

good job

[Dopey]

Chris and dave did some on the show before.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hello lame direct i suffered a devestating accent injury at work the other day. despite working in bolton i am surrounded by wiganers an on seeing an accident the other day i referred to a "buzz" instead of a bus. i am appaled by this which can only be the result of the negligent recruitment polices of my employers.

what compensation might i expect for my distress?

[~JACQUI~]

I rang it, it sed it wasnt a real number, sum robot talked to me!

[Nablo.]

You wish