[Morals]

I remember hearing somewhere that flamingos are pink because they eat shrimps. I'm a bit dubious myself, but assuming this was correct, I propose taking a load of flamingos and feeding them something else. Like spinach, of aubergines.

[Minnie the Minx]

What about making them eat blueberries, then you'll have blue ones aswell. And if you make them eat custard then you can have yellow ones. You can have a rainbow of flamingos.

[Ickle Angel]

Oooor you could feed them loads of different stuff and then they will be rainbow coloured does anyone know where I can get a life from?

[MK Chris]

Anywhere but Brum...?

[ninemaster]

Try PO box NO 999 i hear they have a few left and if you apply within the next two days theyll throw in a alarm clock as an introductory offer.