[Jonny Hoare]

RIGHT

EUROPE ARE YOU LISTENING!

Cos you'all friggin tone deaf.

1. Iceland
What's a supermarket doing entering eh. Like them bloody Halifax adverts i suppose. A nice song spolit by pants voting

2. Austria
Eejjit with a beret. Shouldn't be encouraged. Anschloss was a good idea. remeber they gave you Hitler

3. Ireland
Beejeezus, its the blarney diddley diddley doo, father. Where's Johnny Logan, Seamus

4. Turkey
Gobble Gobble. From the ones that gave you Kiss Kiss, give you Kiss Kiss The Revenge

5. Malta
If they aint careful i'm gonna go over there make the maltese cross by bodybagging a few malteasers

6. Bosnia-Hercegovina
Shouldn't be allowed. Just because a friggin war- everyone still votes for em. Even the ones that they shot the crap out of!

7. Portugal
Why?

8. Croatia
See Bosnia

9. Cyprus
Inbred greeks.

10. Germany
Krauts. End of. Do we like Germany?

11. Russia

Did Communism, under marxism and stalinism and leninism have lesbanism?

12. Spain

Hairy pts galore. Didn't win cos the signer was on siesta

13. Israel

Shlomo. Went down quicker than a Palestinian on the West Bank

14. Netherlands

Space Cake fer sure. You is crazy guys

15. United Kingdom

We were great. We gave crap music to Europe. We gave them pop. We educated them and this is what we get. One hyperactive scouser and one with a camel toe near enuff

16. Ukraine
Stuck in 1978. I sometimes wonder communism was good.

17. Greece

Inbred Cypriots. Likes Turkey. Probably lecherous over Tatu

18. Norway

No way. Flerdigurid Fjord Escort

19. France

Horse eating freaks. And there french.

20. Poland

Aaah Auschwitz, were are you know

21. Latvia

Poor latvia. Put on a wonderful show, and finished just ahead of us

22. Belgium

Tintin had a tune. These guys didnt. WHo likes brussels anyway. Give me wind.

23. Estonia

Jehovah. Don't say it again or ill....

24. Romania

Bring back Kruschescu!!

25. Sweden

Aaah Volvo testing. Blode ambition. I like sweden. Most be the cracking au pair

26. Slovenia

See Bosnia


Does europe want us?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

dont care you should be put back in the house or have voting priviledges revoked.

[Jonny Hoare]

Lfet the house dear gaspode. I aint going anywhere

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

im not at all suprised i mean to get anywhere in radio you'd have to be a bit talented surely.....

[Jonny Hoare]

Currently working for South Hams Radio, Gaspode

[kendra k]

why'd you leave the house? are you giving up?

[Jonny Hoare]

Gived up. Couldn't stick it

[Sidders]

You should change your sig. You only left because you realised you have no chance of winning it.

[Mcqueen_]

Yeh, Change it to the AHA sig...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

he didnt realise before he went in? saddam hussein would have more chance. (at least he might be interesting)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/st ... 85763.html

the russians are revolting. they have a point too... (unlike our one)

[MK Chris]

Russia: The only country that wants that prize?

[kendra k]

they're the only country that DESERVE it.

[Uglybob]

UK dont want it anyway, they just didnt want to be last though. it costs so much. thats why ireland put poor ones in now, they dont want to cover the bill.

[Jonny Hoare]

we pay for the small countries. svt- (the swedish telly)_ provided the cameraman and directors and fancy stuff. we provided the graphics and producers aswell

[This Bitch Bites]

woopie do!!........
round of applause for the UK!!

[Jonny Hoare]

our song was shite though

[dizzy fluff]

shit is a too nice word....... to describe the UK entry

[kendra k]

i think ** would have bee more fitting...

[Uglybob]

well its going straight to the top 10 this weekend. well were the same country that puts the cheeky girls in the top 3 so theres no accounting the taste of some people. id like to see the statistics of the tone deaf population to see if theres any correlation.

[Jonny Hoare]

well why not...cmon sing along cry cry baby....

[dizzy fluff]

please dont sing.........