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- Fri May 30, 2003 12:06 am
#80079
hey i ust wanted to tell you all that this is true and next u ask for a flake u better damn well think about where its been or what may have happened to it.
so neway let me tell you about me journies.. hmm whats been going on. i am a little older and a little wiser and i have started to fancy 6 year olds again... i keep going through phases, but u know its all cool over here in Mozambique.
i left my lodgings in the region of Cheltenhamshire to bring up a family of Monkeys on my farm which i purchased off a small African boy who seemed togo by the name of Hazel? god only knows why his parents inflicted such torment on him. i think Hazels mummy and daddy and severely beaten him as a child because when i went to place my firm hand into the palm of his moist hand, i realised he had no eye lids! god only knows why! still i am having fun!!!
neway once i had started to farm small infants for Booze money i decided it wud be a cool idea to have my wicked way with them. of course when i had employed them i had secretley written the details which made it legally binding for me to have my way with them at will and at ne time in fine ink at the lower right hand corner as i know spear chuckers arent very observant. neways if u shud like to hear more stories i will be here all night.
and remember Blink 182 Rule
see u in another year
so neway let me tell you about me journies.. hmm whats been going on. i am a little older and a little wiser and i have started to fancy 6 year olds again... i keep going through phases, but u know its all cool over here in Mozambique.
i left my lodgings in the region of Cheltenhamshire to bring up a family of Monkeys on my farm which i purchased off a small African boy who seemed togo by the name of Hazel? god only knows why his parents inflicted such torment on him. i think Hazels mummy and daddy and severely beaten him as a child because when i went to place my firm hand into the palm of his moist hand, i realised he had no eye lids! god only knows why! still i am having fun!!!
neway once i had started to farm small infants for Booze money i decided it wud be a cool idea to have my wicked way with them. of course when i had employed them i had secretley written the details which made it legally binding for me to have my way with them at will and at ne time in fine ink at the lower right hand corner as i know spear chuckers arent very observant. neways if u shud like to hear more stories i will be here all night.
and remember Blink 182 Rule
see u in another year
The Only Reason Why Santas So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All The Little Girls Live...
(I'm quite sure what you think of me now since you only seem to ring me while you're drunk..)
