[Morals]

Sorry, couldn't resist posting this....

New Children's Book Titles

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly.

12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

22. Your Nightmares are Real

23. Where Would You Like to be Buried?

24. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

26. Bi-Curious George

27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

[Ickle Angel]

Lol I can just see storytime for four year olds at school now. Settle down children, todays story is your nightmares are real

[Uglybob]

trash can post.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ickle replies to everything morals posts post.

[Ickle Angel]

ickle replies to everything morals posts post.

Actually I reply to anything I find entertaining or intresting. It doesnt matter who starts the thread if its good then i will reply to it

[Adam]

gaspode and uglybob learn how to smile.

a six part guide. from all good bookshops

next week - adam gets past the second page of how to write a good post.

[Ickle Angel]

gaspode and uglybob learn how to smile.

a six part guide. from all good bookshops

next week - adam gets past the second page of how to write a good post.

Well said. Oh and can I borrow the book after you?

[Uglybob]

he must have read the first page : how to suck up immensely.

[Morals]

trash can post.

Since when was that for you to decide?

[kendra k]

it's still here, so it isn't his.

though i have to agree. you must get a lot of email forwards.

[Morals]

I do get a lot Kendra, but this one was copied off the net after I got reminded about it by a conversation in chat about stupid book names like:

When Tigers Attack, by Claude Body
Culture's stupid, by Phylis Stein

And so on....

[kendra k]

this is in chat? never... i've not seen it.
still seems like bin material. sorry.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

gaspode and uglybob learn how to smile.

a six part guide. from all good bookshops

next week - adam gets past the second page of how to write a good post.

smiling is vastly overrated. if i smile you see my teeth an thats not something you wanna do if you are eating.

[Spoon]

It's very rare any new email jokes turn up. Sometimes people just take old jokes and change them slightly to nmake them topical again and again and again.... I bet we can count on Morals to keep us from missing out on all the new old jokes.

Even if we don't want him to.....

Hmm, looks like my full stop key is stuck