[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

was looking for who won shame academy as i only heard the first song before i got to work. anyway i guess moyles won and rightly so. you may have guessed but i didnt actually have anything to say in this thread just though the title was good.

give me a break - its 3am

oh an while im here... urinals - why? if i want to see another mans c*ck i'll look at hoares face.

[Bridgie]

i don't think you have to sign any contract forcing you to actually watch others guys dicks while theyre going for a pee... look somewhere else, or whistle, thats a good one.

[Spoon]

i don't think you have to sign any contract forcing you to actually watch others guys dicks while theyre going for a pee... look somewhere else, or whistle, thats a good one.

Whistle While You Pee. The song that almost made it into Snow White and the 7 Dwarves.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i have never used a urinal in my life. i'd rather go in a stinking toilet (or London as i believe its known)

[MK Chris]

Oi watch what you're saying. The place I believe you meant to say is Luton. I go in urinals but for some reasons I have a problem with pissing in public, it just struggles to come out...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i know what you mean. even if im desperate i cant sh*t at work its just impossible.

[kendra k]

urinals are all over here. i guess guys like to chat "face to face" whilst peeing.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

as chris de burgh said...... "cheek to cheek" its just not right.

[Uglybob]

id like a private bidet

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

bidets are plain f*ckin weird two. who wants a jet of water up their arse other than maybe sidla?

[Uglybob]

yeah but if you have a brush then its better.

[kendra k]

yuckmouth! i don't like squirts up there.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

theres your chances ruined then topher...

[MK Chris]

Kendra I believe might make exceptions for me. She likes me apparently.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ohhhhhh did she tell her mate to tell your mate?

[kendra k]

where did this come about? huh?

i told my dearest diary who'd i let squirt me, and it can't talk!

[MK Chris]

It's a rumour I've heard, might not be true... I cannot divulge my sources you know, then they won't tell me more stuff.