[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. urinals
2. why a show called popular is on channel 5
3. why croatia are 5/1 to win tonight (betting tip)
4. why this bloke on the radio wont play come back to what you know by embrace
5. miserable shop assistants
6. dvd recorders
7. why i am still awake
8. why people buy fiats
9. sidla
10. the japanese language (if fact save time - most languages including geordie)
11. why people like citys
12. why women dont fancy..... actually i think i just got that one
13. why people think the number 13 is unluck aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

[Spoon]

One Thing I don't understand,
Why the most intelligent posts always happen late at night.

[Aaron]

because some people have to go to work or have college or uni, and if people have a day off they have a life and do things they like doing, obviously not us because were posting in the middle of the day.

[Spoon]

because some people have to go to work or have college or uni, and if people have a day off they have a life and do things they like doing, obviously not us because were posting in the middle of the day.

Hey, I'm at work. Am editing an XSL sheet for Equity Short Interest pages zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Actually, am just killing time until lunch, I'm starving...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

just had sausage butties for my dinner. they were ok but i burnt my mouth an had to have a blue riband to make me better.....

[Sidders]

Not many people do understand me. I'm a very misunderstood person. I'm not even sure I understand myself.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

sidla the enigma eh? just watch out or some americans will rewrite history an capture you. bitter? never.

[Uglybob]

why do they make cars that go at 100 mph when theyre only allowed to go at 70 at the most

[kendra k]

performance issues. and compensation.

[MC]

how sara cox has a job at Radio 1

[Spoon]

how sara cox has a job at Radio 1

Think Zoe Ball put in a good word for her.

[Lew]

airoplane safety information. when has this EVER been heard:

''in the news today...airplanes engine malfunctions and has to make a crash landing, but no-one was injured, everyone got out fine on those big inflatable slides. BA probably to blame for some reason...etc.''

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

they use them slide things loads you just dont hear about it. personally i think they should be used all the time anyway...

[MK Chris]

Even when in the air. Could be the next big dare devil stunt, <camp like Dale Winton>bunjee jumping is so last year.</camp like Dale Winton>

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

fun fairs on planes... revolutionary. if richard branson is looking i'll sue if you steal our ideas. virgin my arse...

[matt2k3]

things i dont understand....Gaspode

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

im not hard to understand at all. im one of the easiest on this board (to understand i mean... actually....)

you just have to remember that all my posts are written from the viewpoint of an accountant with a tiny penis.

[matt2k3]

i didn't need to know the last bit...although i wouldn't what thta feels like

[kendra k]

matt2k3? mircopenis?

hahaha.

gaspode, does that make you sensitive then?

[matt2k3]

micropenis my ar*e, 12inch orgasam machine down here

[kendra k]

you are rather predictable... and small. your mother told me so.

[matt2k3]

she hasn't had it used to full use

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

gaspode, does that make you sensitive then?

it makes bloody depressed. im a very sensitive guy in fact i would go so far as to say im a new man. just like barney rubble.

[kendra k]

you have no eyes?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i have four eyes.