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am the * retard that sits alone on a stool by the bar as everyone else avoids you
am the bloke which signed the back of his credit card with a crayon
am the person which had to circumnavigate around my last girlfriend when she asked me to do up her bra
I have little idea of who you are apart from a lengthy list of shocking posts which you leave behind. However, i have come to the conclusion that your part of colony of crabs that infest the genitals of the pint size obsurdity that is jonny hoare.
Just wanted to let you know that your on my stage sunshine, and i'm not letting anyone else compete against my pettiness and ego