[Phil Pemberton]

I am starting up a DJ group called Audio X. One of our leading members has just left because he has a job at Tesco and we need a new member for a big gig. If your interested please contact us at mailto:[email protected] and mailto:[email protected]

Peace to you all

Philly Willy

[David]

someone left the dj group to go work at tescos... theres a storyline in there somewhere.

[MC]

One of our leading members has just left because he has a job at Tesco

He's hit the big time eh?

trash anyway.

[Phil Pemberton]

We will b world famous cos fat sadler left to keep tesco in business

[Aaron]

Fat sidla?! Oh, you said fat sadler. Never mind.

[Mcqueen_]

Philly Willy

No wonder you're single.

[Phil Pemberton]

i just came out of a one month relationsip with bett

[stevotrash]

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2004 11:29 pm Post subject: I need a DJ partner!!

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I am starting up a DJ group called Audio X. One of our leading members has just left because he has a job at Tesco and we need a new member for a big gig. If your interested please contact us at mailto:[email protected] and mailto:[email protected]

Peace to you all

Philly Willy

this has to be one of the funniest posts I have read on the board.

[Jonny Hoare]

m\ade me chcukle too.

By the way, if oyu need a co presenter, i'm unlikely to to be employed by tesco in the near future however i might be tempted byu the bright lights of MAcdonalds

[stevotrash]

i'm currently in the midst of a bidding war between lidl and pound crazy.

[Jonny Hoare]

can't be much, nothing is ever worth more than pound in pound crazy

[Phil Pemberton]

Heres an update!!

The story so far: After the shock departure of Fat Sadler leaving for brighter horizons (the local Tesco) we were left short a member for the group. After waiting outside of Tescos in a bid for revenge on Fat Sadler we aquirred a pack of sausages to lure him out on which we attacked him with one of those plastic lemons that squirts lemon juice outta it. It went in his eyes and there were unpleasntries. I cannot discuss the matter any more because of legal reasons.

Breaking News!! During Brunch today i recieved a call from Bill Holland our magager and he said we had found our new member (after Moyles refused) and i was understandable pleased. The new member is known as BattyBoy401 (mailto:[email protected]), alaias tommy and he will be joining in the recordin of a dance track arranged by Moyles fan Al Duke mailto:[email protected] with catch phrases that Myles uses. We already have a couple of minutes worth of material and if ya email Al nicely he mite send it to ya to listen to. Its lookin gd!

Audio X rocks on!! More news soon.

Phil Pemberton.

xx

[markandlardrule]

yipeee cant wait

[Phil Pemberton]

U obviously have taste

[Phil Pemberton]

Wait a minute the sarcasm detector has gone off the scales. I detect you have a troubled life and envy me. Maybe we should talk about your problems, i could help you. mailto:[email protected]

[markandlardrule]

nope i dont really care bout you

[Sidders]

We already have a couple of minutes worth of material

A whole 2 minutes?????? Wow, you guys must be a class act.

[markandlardrule]

lol @ sidla

[Phil Pemberton]

It is one track and it was only started this mornin. A class act we are indeed.

[markandlardrule]

Ohh watch out Oasis

or do u play that dance crap yeh?? ultrabeat haha

[Phil Pemberton]

Find that man a friend

[markandlardrule]

man? who me? haha dont be silly

[Phil Pemberton]

I like u, u have spunk and one day i'm sure you will be 1 of our biggest fans.

[markandlardrule]

oh yeh i'll be your no1 fan and follow you everywhere and be your groupie

[Phil Pemberton]

i look forward to, mite not do our reputation any good but watever pleases u