[Ahh_Pathetic]

Was there an album or a book or something called this? I'm sure its stolen from somewhere. anyway. I haven't done a list in a while an we know you all love them.

1. for you to get 10% an him to get a £1 you have to be given £1.1111111.... you pr*ck an not even homeless people can con anyone into believing they have a 11.111111111... pence piece.

7. Grolsh tastes less like crushed up gnats bones soaked in piss from a snail with kidney failure.

8. do snails have kidneys?

12. wouldn't it be great to carry your home on your back?

1. i suppose if you are a dirty soap doger an live in a tent you can do... too much f*ckin hassle though.

6. I have a pain in the right side of my chest meaning its unlikely to be my heart.

45. Peter Reid's got a monkees heid (im guessing davy jones in his basement).

[Sidders]

I think you might have done this before.

21. The grand prix season has started.

[Uglybob]

reasons to be cheerful part 3 was by ian dury and the blockheads if you are were wanting to know that. channel 5 used it in one of their football adverts last year.