chrismoyles.net
- Wed May 26, 2004 5:14 pm
#145134
Most TV presenters have a clause in their contract allowing them to act smug in an annoying manner.
However, the world of Childrens TV has become a blemish on terrestrial and digital TV. Before some wise guy says, 'what are you doing watching childrens tv?' I shall reply, 'because your mother finds balamory improves her blowjob technique.'
In fact the hilarious Balamory is the only highlight on this otherwise dire programme. The characters are quite disturbing, and sometimes you get the impression that Balamory is some type of holiday resort operated by Gary Glitter Travels for members of the sex registar.
Gone are the days of John Cravens smart yet stylish jumpers, peter duncan's crazy schemes, thundercats and simon parkin. The channel is now dominated by 35 year old woman with the voices of a pubescent child (and the arse of a 50 year old) alongside the mincing, mournfull mullet brigade.
Not only do we have to put up with these retards trying to string a sentence together we then have to put up with the shite programming. Grange Hill used to be brilliant. The gonch, the jenkins the zamo. Brilliant. Nowdays however, theres a fasination with the writers to, 'show real issues which effect our young viewers.' O.K so your going to be looking at the shitness of school dinners, pulling sickies and trying to avoid P.E? 'Actually were going to look at drugs and prostitution..' Ehhhhhhhh, are these 'issues' things which really effect most of the children watching.
To get back on track, we really need to start voicing protest against these gimpish idots. First to be chucked should be Fearne Cotton. Reasons (add your own):
-her stupid fast talking which makes her sound like 3 year old chewing on a wasp
-her ridiculous 60's clothing. That style of clothing may look good on an artist or someone who has a strong association with the liberalisation of the 60's. Not on someone who hangs aroung with crabs like Busted
-finally, every sentence she says starts with, 'Now, listen....' or 'Right'. Don't tell me when and when not to listen darling!
Its been a long post but we've come through it together. Opinions on Fearne Cotton.........lets go to line 1 who's there????
However, the world of Childrens TV has become a blemish on terrestrial and digital TV. Before some wise guy says, 'what are you doing watching childrens tv?' I shall reply, 'because your mother finds balamory improves her blowjob technique.'
In fact the hilarious Balamory is the only highlight on this otherwise dire programme. The characters are quite disturbing, and sometimes you get the impression that Balamory is some type of holiday resort operated by Gary Glitter Travels for members of the sex registar.
Gone are the days of John Cravens smart yet stylish jumpers, peter duncan's crazy schemes, thundercats and simon parkin. The channel is now dominated by 35 year old woman with the voices of a pubescent child (and the arse of a 50 year old) alongside the mincing, mournfull mullet brigade.
Not only do we have to put up with these retards trying to string a sentence together we then have to put up with the shite programming. Grange Hill used to be brilliant. The gonch, the jenkins the zamo. Brilliant. Nowdays however, theres a fasination with the writers to, 'show real issues which effect our young viewers.' O.K so your going to be looking at the shitness of school dinners, pulling sickies and trying to avoid P.E? 'Actually were going to look at drugs and prostitution..' Ehhhhhhhh, are these 'issues' things which really effect most of the children watching.
To get back on track, we really need to start voicing protest against these gimpish idots. First to be chucked should be Fearne Cotton. Reasons (add your own):
-her stupid fast talking which makes her sound like 3 year old chewing on a wasp
-her ridiculous 60's clothing. That style of clothing may look good on an artist or someone who has a strong association with the liberalisation of the 60's. Not on someone who hangs aroung with crabs like Busted
-finally, every sentence she says starts with, 'Now, listen....' or 'Right'. Don't tell me when and when not to listen darling!
Its been a long post but we've come through it together. Opinions on Fearne Cotton.........lets go to line 1 who's there????
is that the lewis aka ----- back from hiding
