[Uglybob]

is there anywhere where you can watch bbc1 online. i want to see the football match but i cant cos the bills on and the rest want to watch it and i dont have another tv.

[Steve.]

How funny watching England internationals playing virtually on a school field.

Come on Exeter!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its dull as anything though... the physio was the only thing that woke me up.

[Andy Bkr]

is there anywhere where you can watch bbc1 online. i want to see the football match but i cant cos the bills on and the rest want to watch it and i dont have another tv.

id consider moving out mate

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yeah but hes quite attached to his kids...

[Andy Bkr]

that could be a problem then lol show them whos boss bob

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

sorry when i said kids i meant to say testicles.

[Uglybob]

i glad i am attached. did you see the story last week in the sun where the woman was so pissed off that he fella didnt want sex she ripped his balls off with her teeth and put them in her mouth.
bout as bad as yesterdays story when a lesbian did a great thing when she saw her lover with another woman... she set them on fire.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i have a testicles story but i would need paying to tell it.

[Quincy]

bout as bad as yesterdays story when a lesbian did a great thing when she saw her lover with another woman... she set them on fire.

The headline on the front page of the sport was fantastic

lesbos on fire while having sex.

makes it sound like they set themselves on fire deliberatly and just carried on despite obvious health and safety risks.