[hannahisgreat]

can I not have a tamborine as well? tring a ling! there, that is so like a tamborine it's amazing.

[Ballbag]

budum shssssh trrrrrring a ling, budum shssssh trrrrrring a ling, budum shssssh trrrrrring a ling, budum shssssh trrrrrring a ling........paaaaarp. (trumpet)

[hannahisgreat]

hmm, still missing something... OOO I KNOW! My singing...

[Boboff]

So funny !

I quite literally laughed out loud, and everyone in the office now knows the MD's wasting time on chat forums again, cheers !

[hannahisgreat]

Lalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaatralalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... oo, sorry? What was that?

[Boboff]

have yo umade up with Jono yet, he seems mean ?

[hannahisgreat]

yeh he posted a comment on myspace, I'm sure it'll all be fine...

[Boboff]

So you can go back to UM now then ?

[Ballbag]

Such hostility Flower, I don't believe she's done alot to you? Has she?

[Boboff]

she thinks I am a twat !

Never been so offended in all my time on this planet, you whipper snapper etc etc, old fart whinging

Fowler a good double act partner isn't he


Budumm Shhhhhhhh duff

[Ballbag]

Well like the guy who couldn't pronnounce his f's or t's, you can't say fairer than that.

I guess if the "language" she uses annoys you, then hell yeah, get the bint out of here.

I personally don't mind her.

[Boboff]

Well like the guy who couldn't pronnounce his f's or t's, you can't say fairer than that.

I guess if the "language" she uses annoys you, then hell yeah, get the bint out of here.

I personally don't mind her.

you can say airer han hat ????


Well done on your prononciation of a device for drying clothes, Hannah, would you like some protective head gear ?

That's just rubbish Herpiss

[Yudster]

I'm not really here. But hallo hannahisgreat, indeed you is. Are. Don't go back to the Mills Love-In, they'll steal your brains and make you eat them.

I'll talk to you when I get back. Sheds are the future, I've seen it.

[Ballbag]

Callum, this is not good, Jono controls all and sees all and is omnipresent and omnieverything even though omni means everything already.

Bfb, do you have a clue what omni means, i don't and i was too scared to ask her. She's mental.

Omni, is from the latin word omnis, which means all/every.

So for example, some might say God is omnipresent (present everywhere, all the time).


I (according to the cheez-ball) have a certain omnipresence on this forum.

[Boboff]

Thats rude !

[DemonHorse]

Jono is the all seeing fly...

Oh dear. I think I've offended Jono off of unofficial mills. Woopsie.

Oh well... who cares? I don't... ooh he'll ban you for a whole week coz he's desperate for members... Oh wait, he only ever punishes the innocent *yawn*

[Ballbag]

He's a teenager............ that's his favourite past-time.

[Boboff]

And mine ! Never get up without one !

[Ballbag]

Is there a Mrs Boboff to tell you off.

"Boboff, for Christ's sake stop shaking the bed, I'm spilling my corn flakes"

"Sorry dear, nearly done".

[Yudster]

Oooh Fowler, do you know something the rest of us need to know?

[Boboff]

The current Mrs Boboff, gets up to put the kettle on, I keep telling her it will never fit her, bedum Schh.

Thus allowing Boboff to get dressed in peace,

not so hygienic since we had blinds installed, I liked my crusty velor ones best, so soft ! These blinds are liable to chaff the old chuffer when wipping

[Boboff]

indeed, a long line of spent women scattered at the road side, victims of my relentless ambition and drive for success.

Well one who turned out to be a lezzer !

[Yudster]

Well what other reason could she possibly have had for not still being with you, Mr B?

[Boboff]

There were issues surrounding abuse in her childhood as well.

The fact I was a bad tempered, alcoholic, who was depressed, overweight and had no interest in anything, had very little to do with the split.

In the end after her father paid for the Wedding, it worked out that it cost him about £80 a day, for the time we were together, wish I'd taken the cash now !

[Yudster]

Yep, girls would definitely have been the best answer to that one!