[chrysostom]

absolutely brilliant rework.

[AndyJ]

Making me smile today is Google's logo...

[Zoot]

I love this -

[dimtimjim]

And he has lovely nails....

[Yudster]

Yes, that's a real manicure.

[dimtimjim]

manicure....

....For when your fella is not feeling well.

[bmstinton93]

I bet those size cans are costly. They must be about double the 330ml cans and those are 60p. I have never seen these new size cans

[catherine]

I think they are 65p in my local shop but they have been out for years.

[Johnny 1989]

About 80p in central London, then again the 500ml bottles can be £1.20 up there (£1.49 for a 2l bottle in my local off licence)

[R94N]

The Simon Pegg and Nick Frost interview from this morning made me smile, at least. I really like them.

[bmstinton93]

Two WPCs out on patrol with their alsatian. One says "I'm getting a bit cold, I've left my knickers back at the station" The other says "Use the dog, give him a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them for you" So she lets the dog have a sniff and he runs off back to the station. 2 hours later he returns with 2 truncheons, a broom and 3 of the desk Sergeant's fingers.

[dimtimjim]

[Johnny 1989]

Chris mentioning that he listened to my two Capital FM shows currently in the archive, didn't mention me by name or the forum either although said a friend had sent them to him, wonder who that is on here ????

[Bas]

A fella goes into the doctors and says"Well doctor , what do the test results say?"
The doctor goes"To be blunt Mr Brown, you've got the clap."
"Sh*t," says the man"I must have caught from that toilet seat in work."
"Well you must have been sucking it,'cos its in your gums." replys the doctor.

[bmstinton93]

Maybe we should just start a jokes thread?

[John22]

Laptop
Is
BACK!

[McGuinness-89]

Maybe we should just start a jokes thread?

Knock knock?

[bmstinton93]

Who's there?

[McGuinness-89]

Boo.

[bmstinton93]

Boo who? :p

[R94N]

LOL you cried you baby!!!!!!! #probablynotthepunchline

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Old friends.

[Yudster]

My two colleagues have been discussing the Man Habit of never putting stuff IN the bin, just putting it somewhere generally NEAR the bin. Lovely Gill said she cured her husband of this by having one of those bins that has a lid that springs up when you press it. She basically lubricated it and loosened it to the extent that as soon as he put anything on top of it, it pinged up and threw itself back at him. He got the message apparently!

[R94N]

That clean feeling you have when you have a wash or something...sounds a bit weird or creepy but it's a good thing!

[bmstinton93]

I wouldn't know. It only happens once a year......