[Mafro]

What would it be? Mines is:

7-10: Colin & Edith
10-1: Emma B
1-3: Scott Mills (Goooooood Mornin')
3-6: Chris Moyles
6-8: Spoony
8-10: Zane Lowe (still Lamaq Live on Mondays)
10-12: Mark & Lard
12-2: Same as curent schedule, different each day
2-4: Nemone
4-7: Wes (even if he is an idiot)

Whats everyone elses?

[Adam]

Swear ive seen similar threads. You're new - so ill let you off!

Wes - he's alright. What makes you think he's an idiot?

Do you wanna try doing his job?

[Mafro]

Wes - he's alright. What makes you think he's an idiot?

Do you wanna try doing his job?

I just dont like the guy. He looks like a girl too

[Adam]

okay fife boy - post a picture to this messageboard and we'll be the judge of what you look like.

am i suppose to be some united player?

[Mafro]

okay fife boy - post a picture to this messageboard and we'll be the judge of what you look like.

Calm down dear, it's only an opinion, everyones entitled to them. Have I touched a nerve or something, why do you love Wes so much?

[MacGlumpher]

It's because he's a gaylord probably.

[Mafro]

It's because he's a gaylord probably.

*sigh* Stupid posts like that make you hated

[Adam]

It's because he's a gaylord probably.

I just think you should give him a chance and listen. Im sure people would disagree with you. You dont hear much of wes on other times of the day and its good to hear him work with the playlist than just couting down the official top 40. Saying you just dont like him and he looks like a girl isnt really a very good answer...

Well you're very wrong. Mafro - you didnt help by asking did i love him?

Im 100% sure you used to be under another name and I backed u up and asked why were people rude to you? Yet you still fail to recongise that some people actually like you here and are willing to give you a chance despite being somewhat annoying!

Ive had enough - you really need to change the way you post otherwise you'll be looking for somewhere else to post your tat.

*sigh* Stupid posts like that make you hated

How much more can you hate a person? He's already getting to people.

[Mafro]

It's because he's a gaylord probably.

well you're very wrong. mafro - you didnt help by asking did i love him?

erm - now i just think you should give him a chance and listen. im sure people would disagree. you dont hear much of wes on other days and its good to hear him work with the playlist than just couting down the official top 40. saying you just dont like him and he looks like a girl isnt really a very good answer...

im 100% sure you used to be under another name and i backed u up and asked why were people rude?

well ive had enough of your childish behaviour - you really need to grow up otherwise you'll be looking for somewhere else to live.

Thanks Ad, I've just laughed my ass off reading this, it has made my day. I have always been Mafro, nothing else. And as for me being childish, just take a look at the last part of your message.

[Adam]

It's because he's a gaylord probably.

well you're very wrong. mafro - you didnt help by asking did i love him?

Erm - now i just think you should give him a chance and listen. im sure people would disagree. you dont hear much of wes on other days and its good to hear him work with the playlist than just couting down the official top 40. saying you just dont like him and he looks like a girl isnt really a very good answer...

im 100% sure you used to be under another name and i backed u up and asked why were people rude?

well ive had enough of your childish behaviour - you really need to grow up otherwise you'll be looking for somewhere else to live.

oh well its feels great to have made someones day but i hate to break it to you - you laughed for nothing. parts apply to you and parts apply to macglumpher. i obviously didnt make that clear enough.

macglumpher

mafro

[Mafro]

No, you didn't, perhaps you should go and learn some syntax *sound of Ad flicking through a dictionary*, then it would have been clearer.

[Mafro]

Also, why did you edit your posts, Ad?

[MacGlumpher]

I have never been to this message board before. So stop your paranoia!

hahaha

I don't live here anyway - that would be CRAZY.

[Mafro]

I don't live here anyway - that would be CRAZY.

It would be crazy unless you were some kind of Lawnmower Man type being.

[Adam]

Anyway back on topic.. as for being a wannabe andy parfitt, i think your lineup is pretty good. Just like Fanatsy Football this.

Sacking Cox is a good choice as she's rubbish. Replacing it with Murray and Bowman is a wise move. I enjoy tuning into them actually. They will get the job full time when Cox actually decides to quit/ have baby or move to a better time that actually suits her style of radio.

Not to sure with Emma B. She should stick to Saturdays and Sunday Evenings playing Radio Doctors and Nurses. Giving Mark and Lard a later time slot and replacing them with Mills is another wise choice I thought. Obviously Chris is staying put. Something that cant really happen is the drivetime thing being replaced with Spoony. Unless he's made to play the playlisted songs then im not keen on him. Isnt he going to early weekend breakfasts? Where is KC going to go now? I like KC..

Zane Lowe gets on my tits so i dont really care about him. Like I said another good move for mark and lard although actually i think its a rather late timeslot. i was thinking maybe you should of put them where zane lowe is and give zane lowe the 10-12 slot thus canceling out and giving John Peel an early retirment party. Once again Nemone I feel is too good a DJ to be demoted to that time of the morning. Wes sounds good in the morning so another wise choice!

[Uglybob]

zane lowe is a smug git who thinks hes funny and respected.

[Moz]

If Sara Cox is determined to stay at radio 1 (which I doubt she is, she's probably realised by now she's not well liked and will return to tv) the best slot for her would be on some friday or saturday night as I'd imagine she'd be easier to tolerate with a few drinks in you.

[Stevo_trash]

i remember watching zane lowe on mtv many moons ago. His smugnesss and yawn factor turned me onto crack cocaine. * knows why the parf boy believes zane lowe is a djing legend worthy of radio 1? He couldn't scrape the crud from KC's knickers (a reliefed dave pearce smiles as his job is secured...for at least another day)

I like my alternative music yet I'm baffled as to why every dj who presents a show playing such music has this has to be a boring git. Lets find someone who can do the job in an entertaining way for christ sakes. Someone replace Tony Blackburn's three degrees record with the dj shadow album ....and make it quick!

Since wer'e on the subject of radio 1 lineups....

goalkeeper- Dave Pearce, back on form since his return from the saga holiday last week. Saving newspaper offer coupons has improved his dexterity.

left back.... emma b, hopefully in a deserted coal mine somewhere

centre half- spoony, used to defending himself. This time he won't have to wear a suit in front of a man in a silly wig (unless jason lee is in the opposition attack.)

centre half/roaming defender- john peel. Captain of the team. Experience is an asset. being restricted to mobility buggy is not.

right back- nemone. the nigel winterburn of radio 1 has a reputation for stellar work, stella comittment and stella from a drip feed. Her physical state may be detrimental, but only to her opposition.

right wing- colin murray. cloned from the scrotum of terry wogan. Has great footwork, helped by his continous hopping accross the schedule.

left wing- bloke from the lock up. he started going all 'emo' on the team when they wouldn't let him play. wes said he didn't realise rod hull was on the team.

midfield- wes butter 'fingers'. Has been rumoured to have slipped one past 'top 40 fc' no1 elton john in pre-season.

midfield- scott mills. The golden balls of the team. Good at moving from deep, up to the top of the field in one smooth motion. Renknowned for his tackle skills. Alwayd first to get stuck in.

forward- tim westwood. has a good shots on target ratio, altough many buggered armoured vest's as a result.
football fact- tim enjoys nothing more than a cup of bovril and an aggetha christie novel after a tough game

forward- moyleesssss. Parff boy's favourite. Consistently scores on a regular basis altough many feel he could do better if he removed the mini bar secured to his football kit. One of his attributes is to argue profusely with the referee when he calls time.

[Aaron]

I agree with ad. Just swop Zane Low with Mark and Lard.Mark and Lard will end up on radio 2 soon anyways

[MC]

I think Mark and Lard might move to 6Music when they leave Radio 1
Radio 2 are doing so well in the daytime that they are going to be taking a big risk if they bring in Mark and Lard

I think the music on 6Music would also suit Mark and Lard more than the music on Radio 2

[Stevo_trash]

am i the only person that reads my posts?

the genital warts will clear up marky, they WILL!




now lets see

[Jonny Hoare]

Hmmm

4-7 Hi I'm Wes
7-10 Colin Edith
10-1 Nemone
1-3 Mills
3-6 Moyles
6-8 o Connell
8-10 Zane Lowe
10-12 Specialist (peterson etc)


Mark and Lard move to Radio 2...
Wogan retires to weekend mornngs- A fit Walker and Saly Traffic on breakfast- allinson on drive, mark and lard on 10 30 pm

Whiley loses her self in coolness or drowns in drool the next time Dave Grohls in. Pearce off to do my ay yi stuff at weekends

[Moz]

While we're playing about with radio 2 schedules aswell, Jeremy Vine has got to go. He's useless.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

am i the only person that reads my posts?

the genital warts will clear up marky, they WILL!




now lets see

probably. you werent stealing jokes from two pints of lager an a packet of crisps surely?

[Jonny Hoare]

Jeremy Vine is cool....Would you rather Jimmy Old?