[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Gaspode Entertainments Ltd would like to invite you to a never to be repeated annual even that for true Moyles fans cannot afford to miss. Yes - thats right its the 1st annual Moylesfest.....

Events already in place for this year.... throw a dart a Mark Lamarr, a pie eating contest, how little do you know about football and the frankly sensational jon culshaw impressionists...

On sale at this exclusive event will be..... the legenday "i've sh*gged jon culshaw" t-shirts, Comedy Dave joke books, Aled welsh phrase book including phrases such as "why the f*ck would i want to speak this pointless language", the will kinder tape recorder so you too can love the sound of your own voice.

Please note the chris moyles "coming in your ears" car stickers have been withdrawn due to a minor legal challenge.

Tickets for this event are available for the bargain price of £35. Moylesfest takes place on Saturday 5th December and will be situated on the roundabout by the concourse, Skelmersdale.

[Adam]

can i get backstage passes please? i manage to get into alot of fests this year. ligger ad.

[MK Chris]

Are you on the door Gaspode? Nothing gets past you...

[Adam]

not if even if they tried? id have spanner, sidla and gaspode on the door.

im looking forward to hoarefest and bobfest taking place next year...

[MacGlumpher]

Can I come? I'd be the LIFE AND SOUL of the party!

[Sidders]

not if even if they tried? id have spanner, sidla and gaspode on the door.

Would be good if I was actually tough, but I'm a wimp. Also I'M NOT AS FAT AS I USED TO BE!!!!

[Adam]

not if even if they tried? id have spanner, sidla and gaspode on the door.

Would be good if I was actually tough, but I'm a wimp. Also I'M NOT AS FAT AS I USED TO BE!!!!

Eh?

I wasnt implying that you were.

You're the one thinking Fat...

[Sidders]

Then why did I fit the bill as a stereotypical bouncer?

[Adam]

What did you expect Moylesfest to have Hoare as a bouncer?

Is there camping at Moylesfest? A selection of English takeaways and beers?

[MacGlumpher]

I know how to PITCH A TENT!

[kendra k]

hmm... maybe i should throw my own kendra-fest 2004 in my room. it will be me and a case of dr pepper.

[Adam]

very rock and roll.

you could have guest couple ickle and morals doing a guest apperance.

[kendra k]

wait till i go continental next year. you all will LOVE it. kendrafest2004deutschland- nothing but lemon fanta.

[MacGlumpher]

Fanta? That is so 1999!

These days I drink IRN BRU - cool.

[Adam]

.. and big fat sausage sandwiches, with special guests: The Lightness.

[Eddie]

not if even if they tried? id have spanner, sidla and gaspode on the door.

Would be good if I was actually tough, but I'm a wimp. Also I'M NOT AS FAT AS I USED TO BE!!!!

New picture, new picture, new picture, new picture. Come on Sidla, if that is true then it's time you do yourself justice and send in a new pic, preferably one without a baseballl cap

[Uglybob]

why the heck you screaming for a fella's picture, get some of the lassies pics on the board instead.

[Sheep]

yea its slightly worrying....

[kendra k]

well... we all know eddie.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

eddie just wants to compare his bulge with sidlas. how are there going to be doormen on a roundabout? just need someone to drive around really fast.

[MK Chris]

Ooh, I could do that in my little white M reg Metro... If I volunteer can I get a VIP pass once everyone's in?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yup you get to sit on the amazing art work they have on the roundabouts in the attempt to hide the fact its a sh*thole.

[MacGlumpher]

Skelmersdale?

[MK Chris]

yup you get to sit on the amazing art work they have on the roundabouts in the attempt to hide the fact its a sh*thole.

If you're going to have it on a roundabout I see no option but moving it to MK - we have loads of them, so there could be an overflow on to the next ones (if it was needed.)

[MacGlumpher]

haha - that's really FUNNY topher!

But what about BASINGSTOKE?!