[Uglybob]

I want you to take five minutes of your time to listen to this appeal. Chains of Kookai are going bankrupt due to the fact that Kate Lawler will not afford their extortionate prices for their mini-skirts. Just £5 a month can help this blonde bimbo alive on pieces of belts to wear around her waist so she can show some extra flesh and a flash of knicker to unsuspecting viewers for the next three months of Rise.
Lawler has been ditched from both Rise and her Capital Radio show so in my capacity as non-entity to the stars, I want you to hunt out a job, preferbly TV jobs but she wont mind getting her hands dirty, preferbly with a tub of KY jelly though. So I want you to get Kate some work by emailing her some nice jobs she could do to her email address at rise whilst you can at

mailto:[email protected]

think thats right, if its not then say.

[Jonny Hoare]

Aaah bless. She been dumped from Crapital? Who's doing the Cat and Edith slot now???

[Adam]

ah well - her 15 or whatever months of fame have worn off then..

[jimmy g]

I thought that she was going to be doing Top of the Pops as a regular thing.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ah if she still wants to be on telly she can sit on mine.... (telly.. although.....)