The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
By Sheep
#122847
:roll: severn days :roll:
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#122883
is this the new police show to replace mersey beat?
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By ~JACQUI~
#122900
thanks everyone!
dont worry spoon, i wont do that! my brohter is threatening to give me a 'foot of ale' tomorrow night (im not daft enough to get pissed on a school night!) which, in his eyes, basically involves filling a welly with booze and making me drink it!
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By MK Chris
#122902
A welly as in a wellington boot? Don't do that, just line it up in lots of nice clean glasses.
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By ~JACQUI~
#122915
yes a welly as in a wellington boot!

i aint gonna drink it, so it'll prob get poured all down my front!
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By Spoon
#122923
I recently remembered years ago when I had a Saturday job at WHSmiths, this kid tried to buy an over 15 movie. As per my job I asked him "Are you 15 or older?".
He said "No, I'm 12".
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After a few seconds iof silence I said "Don't you mean you're 15?"
"No I'm 12".
"Well you can't buy it then, you're too young."
"But I really want the movie and I've got the cash."
By now the other people in the queue were getting annoyed.
"Look I said, I'll get fired if I sell this movie to someone who has TOLD me they're too young to buy it."
At that point, the bloke next in line asked "What if he gives me the money, I buy it and then I give the movie to him."
"Fine by me!!!"

Ok, so maybe not my finest moment for preventing underage movie viewing but good evidence that some people need basic education in common sense.
(Kind of ironic that this happened to me in a pub but then I honestly had forgotten it was an over 21 pub).

Bear --- I hiope the boot is clean! Hate the idea of having to drink out of something someone's smelly sweaty foot has been in.
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By ~JACQUI~
#122924
me too! although it'll prob be my own welly!
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By Spoon
#122925
Should try and get your hands on a Yard Of Ale. Always funny watching people try and drink those.
Most know they're supposed to twist them while drinking, but when the air gets to the bit at the bottom and suddenly a torrent of beer floods over their face... always good for drunken laughs.
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By ~JACQUI~
#122926
someone will get one for me, no doubt!

hope i dont make a total prat outta myself!
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By Adam
#122927
Now I am Legal...... what a scary thought!

Eh?

I thought you were in upper sixth?
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By ~JACQUI~
#122928
yeah, but what's that gotta do with anything?
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By Adam
#122929
Baby_Bear wrote:yeah, but what's that gotta do with anything?


what do you mean by legal?
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By ~JACQUI~
#122930
I was 18 on Tuesday!
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By Adam
#122933
Baby_Bear wrote:I was 18 on Tuesday!


Oh - legal to drink...
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By ~JACQUI~
#122935
hehe, yeah, didnt you realise from the other posts?

WHAT ELSE WERE YOU THINKING?
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By ~JACQUI~
#122937
goodbye, see you monday!
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By Adam
#122938
Can't wait. Have a safe journey home....
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By Sidders
#122950
She's resorted to saying goodbye to the users of an online forum?? Even I've not stooped that low!
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By Adam
#122951
Sidla wrote:She's resorted to saying goodbye to the users of an online forum?? Even I've not stooped that low!


Bless her. Whats the problem saying goodbye?
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By Sidders
#122955
There's not a problem, I just think it's a little bit pathetic.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#123044
Spoon wrote:I recently remembered years ago when I had a Saturday job at WHSmiths, this kid tried to buy an over 15 movie. As per my job I asked him "Are you 15 or older?".
He said "No, I'm 12".
After a few seconds iof silence I said "Don't you mean you're 15?"
"No I'm 12".
"Well you can't buy it then, you're too young."


we got an email at work last week asking for kids under 16 who look their age to test shops buying cigs an beer and stuff. when they do those tests they arent allowed to lie...
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By Nablo.
#123384
Really how interesting :roll:
Plus a great link as well.

Good to know, thanks!