[Morals]

A recent scientific study found that the kind of male face a woman finds
attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine features.

And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol
and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket
stump jammed up his arse.

Further studies are expected.

[Sheep]

How the hell did they find that out???

[Moz]

Common knowledge isn't it.

[Ickle Angel]

They probably asked women Sheep

[Morals]

Sometimes I feel sorry for sheep. Other times I just think he's a retard. Can anyone guess which one of those applies now?

[Adam]

Both? You feel sorry for him that he's a retard.

He's young and naive.

[Gigglyboots]

Just because you are young doesn't make you incomprehendable to everything. I wouldn't say I was particularly naive. And also, I don't feel the need to see anyone in that amount of pain, whatever time of the month it is. That's just psychotic.

[Sidders]

I love Sheep. He's cute. I want one.

[Morals]

I love Sheep.

Oh how long I've waited to be able to quote someone saying something as open to ridicule as that....

[Sidders]

I could see it coming a mile off too.

[MC]

I'm probably leaving myself open to ridicule as well but I think Sheep is funny

not purposely funny but funny nevertheless....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

mutton dressed as lamb for me. for pure simpletonness no one beats wannabe mrs moyles.

[Ickle Angel]

I think morals probably thinks sheep is a retard

[Sidders]

That's harsh. As Adam said, Sheep is just young and naive.

Anyway, I find Giggly's comment even stupider. Is stupider a real word?

[Ickle Angel]

I think youll find its more stupid

[Adam]

Is stupider a real word?

Oi - stop being such big bad wolves.

Yes, tis a word Sidla.

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.

2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.

3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.

4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.

5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

[Sidders]

Is stupider a real word?

Oi - stop being such big bad wolves.

Yes, tis a word Sidla.

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.

2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.

3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.

4. Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.

5. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

That's just for stupid surely.

Stupider is a comparitor, i.e. I'm stupider than Gaspode, Adam's stupider than me, Sheep's stupider than Adam, and Giggly's stupider than Sheep...

[Morals]

It would be more stupid.

[Gigglyboots]

I am not stupider! No damn way. And to point out and highlight my proper correctness of English, as above..Gigglyboots is supposedly more stupid then Sheep.

[Sidders]

Stupider is a word. Well according to Microsoft Word spell check it is anyway.

[MK Chris]

...because Microsoft are always right? That's like saying The Sun don't print crap.

[Sidders]

They don't have the monopoly for no reason.

[Morals]

dictionary.co.uk says it isn't a word, dictionary.com says it is. Bloody yanks

[Ickle Angel]

Its not a word im telling you all

[Sidders]

If the Americans say it is it's good enough for me.