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noels house party, and i'm not invited

By Stevo_trash
-  Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:37 pm #125759
the arch duke, noel-eth of edmonds is visiting the local rag which i work for next week and i'm going to miss it as i'm on holiday.

anyone got any good excuses for hiding the fact that i'm turning up to work to stalk a famous celebrity.

i want his gunge love
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By Morals
-  Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:42 pm #125763
You left your phone charger in your desk draw. I used the same one when I was stalking a girl at work once...... ;)

By Benjoo
-  Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:08 pm #125780
why dont you dress up as sammy the shammy and clean the windows while simoltanously oggling the great mr edmonds

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
-  Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:27 pm #125793
have you got him a booster seat cos hes so tiny....

By Benjoo
-  Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:30 pm #125796
tiny??? i think youll find in this age of politicaly correctness the term is vertically challenged.

By ~JACQUI~
-  Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:43 am #125825
I thought sammy the shammy was great!

how bout you wanted to surprise them all with a gift, and bring a heeeeeyawge cake!
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By Sidders
-  Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:38 pm #125939
Strange, I always thought it was Sammy the Chamois.

By Jonny Hoare
-  Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:56 pm #125952
he cleans the windaaas

By Lew
-  Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:58 pm #125953
doesnt he play for sheffield united?
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By Sidders
-  Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:00 pm #125954
You could have told me the gag before you asked me who he played for, then I'd have looked like the clever one...
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By Adam
-  Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:00 pm #125955
doesnt he play for sheffield united?


Yes.
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By Sidders
-  Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:05 pm #125960
Yeah, he knows. I already told him :roll:
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By Adam
-  Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:05 pm #125961
Yeah, he knows. I already told him :roll:


We posted at the same time.

Just making sure.

By ~JACQUI~
-  Thu Oct 23, 2003 10:52 am #126066
who was sammy the shammy (i cant spell it!!!) anyway?

By Jonny Hoare
-  Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:32 pm #126131
Neil Morrisey's hilariuos comedic noel's house party character. Had a voice like Ickle!


Oooooooooooh whoopass coming from young Ms Locker for that one....
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By Sidders
-  Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:40 pm #126132
Take a look at this site. Quality.

By Scottie
-  Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:38 am #126166
I was on grab a grand many moons ago wearing boxing gloves!

Noel tidy beard really is that short in the flesh

By Stevo_trash
-  Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:42 am #126380
you sir are now officially the king of moylesworld.

what material mix do you think he prefers in his jumpers? I'd say nothing over 20% polyester.

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
-  Sun Oct 26, 2003 11:52 am #126385
he was a trendsetter noel there is just no one to replace him on british tv. bring him back in place of god awful ian wright.
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By Sidders
-  Sun Oct 26, 2003 1:50 pm #126392
Ian Wright - What's wright about him?? He's just shit! Is there anybody out there who thinks he's good on telly? What are the BBC thinking?

Stevo - It's gotta be 100% wool surely.

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
-  Sun Oct 26, 2003 3:03 pm #126410
i bet people send them in to him. the beeb also chose seaman for they think its all over which is awful. its an arsenal thing..

By Everlast
-  Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:09 am #126520
Seaman is the most uncharismatic footballer since John Fashanu, Couldn't they get someone like Neil Ruddock.

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
-  Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:15 pm #126539
neil rudduck is just a fat pillock though. they should have got tony cottee... or anders limpar... or joe parkinson.

By MC
-  Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:09 pm #126548
neil rudduck is just a fat pillock though.


i thought that but having listened to him on talksport at the weekend with rob mccaffrey/lee clayton over the past few weeks i'm beginning to think he's not that bad...

By Uglybob
-  Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:05 pm #126551
peter reid would have been good on they think its all over.
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