noels house party, and i'm not invited

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noels house party, and i'm not invited#125759

By Stevo_trash - Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:37 pm

- Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:37 pm #125759

the arch duke, noel-eth of edmonds is visiting the local rag which i work for next week and i'm going to miss it as i'm on holiday.

anyone got any good excuses for hiding the fact that i'm turning up to work to stalk a famous celebrity.

i want his gunge love

#125763

By Morals - Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:42 pm

- Tue Oct 21, 2003 7:42 pm #125763

You left your phone charger in your desk draw. I used the same one when I was stalking a girl at work once......

私は日本語の単語を話さない

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By Benjoo - Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:08 pm

- Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:08 pm #125780

why dont you dress up as sammy the shammy and clean the windows while simoltanously oggling the great mr edmonds

#125793

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:27 pm

- Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:27 pm #125793

have you got him a booster seat cos hes so tiny....

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#125796

By Benjoo - Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:30 pm

- Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:30 pm #125796

tiny??? i think youll find in this age of politicaly correctness the term is vertically challenged.

#125825

By ~JACQUI~ - Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:43 am

- Wed Oct 22, 2003 8:43 am #125825

I thought sammy the shammy was great!

how bout you wanted to surprise them all with a gift, and bring a heeeeeyawge cake!

Come chat at my local here

#125939

By Sidders - Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:38 pm

- Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:38 pm #125939

Strange, I always thought it was Sammy the Chamois.

#125952

By Jonny Hoare - Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:56 pm

- Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:56 pm #125952

he cleans the windaaas

Da Legend....
Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running

#125953

By Lew - Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:58 pm

- Wed Oct 22, 2003 4:58 pm #125953

doesnt he play for sheffield united?

#125954

By Sidders - Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:00 pm

- Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:00 pm #125954

You could have told me the gag before you asked me who he played for, then I'd have looked like the clever one...

#125955

By Adam - Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:00 pm

- Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:00 pm #125955

Lewis wrote:doesnt he play for sheffield united?

Yes.

#125960

By Sidders - Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:05 pm

- Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:05 pm #125960

Yeah, he knows. I already told him :roll:

#125961

By Adam - Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:05 pm

- Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:05 pm #125961

Sidla wrote:Yeah, he knows. I already told him

We posted at the same time.

Just making sure.

#126066

By ~JACQUI~ - Thu Oct 23, 2003 10:52 am

- Thu Oct 23, 2003 10:52 am #126066

who was sammy the shammy (i cant spell it!!!) anyway?

Come chat at my local here

#126131

By Jonny Hoare - Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:32 pm

- Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:32 pm #126131

Neil Morrisey's hilariuos comedic noel's house party character. Had a voice like Ickle!

Oooooooooooh whoopass coming from young Ms Locker for that one....

Da Legend....

Like the candyman, mention my name and I come a running

#126132

By Sidders - Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:40 pm

- Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:40 pm #126132

Take a look at this site. Quality.

#126166

By Scottie - Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:38 am

- Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:38 am #126166

I was on grab a grand many moons ago wearing boxing gloves!

Noel tidy beard really is that short in the flesh

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By Stevo_trash - Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:42 am

- Sun Oct 26, 2003 10:42 am #126380

you sir are now officially the king of moylesworld.

what material mix do you think he prefers in his jumpers? I'd say nothing over 20% polyester.

#126385

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sun Oct 26, 2003 11:52 am

- Sun Oct 26, 2003 11:52 am #126385

he was a trendsetter noel there is just no one to replace him on british tv. bring him back in place of god awful ian wright.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#126392

By Sidders - Sun Oct 26, 2003 1:50 pm

- Sun Oct 26, 2003 1:50 pm #126392

Ian Wright - What's wright about him?? He's just shit! Is there anybody out there who thinks he's good on telly? What are the BBC thinking?

Stevo - It's gotta be 100% wool surely.

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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sun Oct 26, 2003 3:03 pm

- Sun Oct 26, 2003 3:03 pm #126410

i bet people send them in to him. the beeb also chose seaman for they think its all over which is awful. its an arsenal thing..

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#126520

By Everlast - Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:09 am

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:09 am #126520

Seaman is the most uncharismatic footballer since John Fashanu, Couldn't they get someone like Neil Ruddock.

#126539

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:15 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 6:15 pm #126539

neil rudduck is just a fat pillock though. they should have got tony cottee... or anders limpar... or joe parkinson.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#126548

By MC - Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:09 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 7:09 pm #126548

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:neil rudduck is just a fat pillock though.

i thought that but having listened to him on talksport at the weekend with rob mccaffrey/lee clayton over the past few weeks i'm beginning to think he's not that bad...

#126551

By Uglybob - Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:05 pm

- Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:05 pm #126551

peter reid would have been good on they think its all over.

dave benson phillips

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