[Adam]

Like your minipop, sweets and football shirt excel quiz's ?

Try this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/jowhiley/fe ... m_quiz.xls

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

im bored of these now. we need new style quizes to make the workday go faster.

[Hattie]

Hav you tried http://www.thespark.com

[Uglybob]

ive got 133 points without cheating.

[MK Chris]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 23, 2047
at the age of 65 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Auto-Fellatio (14%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Cancer (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

[Gigglyboots]

That's a rather odd thing to die of Topher. What do you think to that?!

I will die:

June 3, 2047
at the age of 59 years old.

Alcoholism (17%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Cancer (10%)
Homicide (10%)
Suicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)

Interesting.

[Aaron]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 30, 2064
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die frrom
Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (20%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

[MC]

November 5, 2060
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (33%)
Cancer (16%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Suicide (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)

bloody hell....7% chance of suicide

I think I better make a note in my diary : November 5th 2060 - '..Do not commit suicide today.'

[Aaron]

you can right a note aswell to eat healthly and exercice regularly in the weeks before to lessen your chances of a heart attack.

[Gigglyboots]

I'm not living very long am I. 59 will be perfect though, as I will have probably clicked I have no pension by then and no savings due to my alcoholism.

[MC]

you can right a note aswell to eat healthly and exercice regularly in the weeks before to lessen your chances of a heart attack.

nah sod that.

I'll grab a big cheeseburger, some chips and a yorkie bar and settle down infront of the TV in preparation for death.

With Sky Sports News on.

[Gigglyboots]

What a way to go...Just wash it down with some decent bevvie.

[Aaron]

nah sod that.

I'll grab a big cheeseburger, some chips and a yorkie bar and settle down infront of the TV in preparation for death.

With Sky Sports News on.

You could just imagine it now......

MC sitting there with a cheeseburger in one hand fries in the other with the sky sports presenters of the future going
' and bury have won the trebble...'
And all of a sudden MC is sat in his chair with his heart swelling and then he goes and floats off into the dark endless night and he wont be able to celebrate Burys finest season.

[MC]

it'd be just my luck an all...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

You can expect to die on: August 10, 2055 at the age of 71 years old. On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)

[Sidders]

You can expect to die on:
March 25, 2046
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Suicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

[Spoon]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 6, 2052
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (18%)
Horrible Accident (16%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

Wow, over 9 years to "enjoy" my pension. Fancy planning and ssaving your entire life for just 9 years.
And if the government gets its way, then that's reduced to 4 years.

Right, I'm going out to spend money. When I get that old, I'll either live off the state or sell everything, spend the money travelling to the south pole and burying myself in ice deep underground. Hopefully in the far future they'll rescue me and give me a new young body.

[Adam]

September 6th 2051

[Golden Syrup]

October 13, 2070
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Drowning (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)

[Adam]

81 years old?

Thats certainly the oldest yet.

[Golden Syrup]

Lucky me

[Aaron]

im dieing second oldest at the moment at 79 years old.

[Hattie]

March 5, 2061
at the age of 73 years old. im sure i was going to be older than 73 the first time i took it.

[Spoon]

http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/

Your Drink-o-meter Results
Number of drinks you have consumed: 9360
Amount of money you have spent: £23400 ($37440)
You are rated Homer Simpson
Mmmmm beer. The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. But we know at heart you are just a family person. Not a bad effort though.

With those results you could:
Fill this many bath Tubs: 27.36
Buy this many Ferraris: 0.23

Had to average it out a bit. Uni was more drinks but cheaper, last year at work was a lot of expensive drinks, this year in new building plus new boss, fewer drinks

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Number of drinks you have consumed: 4392.96
Amount of money you have spent: £10982.40 ($17571.84)
You are rated Homer Simpson
Mmmmm beer. The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. But we know at heart you are just a family person. Not a bad effort though.

With those results you could:
Fill this many bath Tubs: 12.84
Buy this many Ferraris: 0.1