[Ahh_Pathetic]

Im assuming they cant be offensive which takes away a lot of the fun...

k*pites are g*bshites

build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put .... on the top, put some .... in the middle an then burn the f*ckin lot

an the old favourite... an if you know your history its enough to make you heart go wooooaaaahh... we dont care what the red sh*te say... what the f*ck do we care?... cos we only know that theres gonna be a show when the everton boys are here...

[MK Chris]

My favourite ever football chant was from anyone playing Luton before Kinnear went - 'He's short, he's fat, he's had a heart attack - Joe Kinnear, Joe Kinnear...'

[Sidders]

I still love the irony of "Boring, boring Leicester". Shame it's not so ironic any more.

[Ahh_Pathetic]

best was the whole crowd at goodison last season against leeds singing "sack the/their board".

[Adam]

There currently is a job going for a person to sit about all day thinking up new Football chants for the football fans.

£10,000 pa - A bit like a Poet Laureate.

[Bridgie]

someone i know went to sn FA cup game a few years ago to see chelsea and everyone in their stand just stood up chanting "HE'S FAT, AND HE BEATS HIS WIFE, HE'S FAT, AND HE BEATS HIS WIFE" about gazza

[Ahh_Pathetic]

also i dont know whether it is the review or comedy dave got it wrong but the chant at everton is "hes moyes, hes moyes, hes davey davey moyes, hes got red hair but we dont care, davey davey moyes"

accuracy is everything..

[MC]

that was my bit of the review

dave definitely got it wrong as I remember listening back to it and writing it down word for word....sad but true

[Ahh_Pathetic]

y'see he doesnt get to enough games obviously. i bet he doesnt sit with the common folk neither...

[Morals]

"You go through dustbins for something to eat,
you find a dead cat and you think it's a treat,
in your Liverpool slums"

"We'll be running round the Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
we'll be running round the Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
we'll be running round the Tottenham, running round the Tottenham,
running the round the Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
singing I've got a foreskin haven't you,
singing I've got a foreskin haven't you...."

"You won the league (you won the league),
In black and white (in black and white),
you won the league in black and white,
you won the league, back in the sixties,
you won the league in black and white"

"You go out and have ten pints, get absolutley plastered,
then go home and beat your wife,
you dirty northen bastard!"

..and I'm spent.

[Ahh_Pathetic]

ah i was waiting for the in your liverpool slums.... not enough dedicated fans to get the dole one though....

[Morals]

Sign on, sign on,
with a pen, in your hand,
and you'll never get a job...

The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
The wanky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the pope,
and this is what he said,
* OFF!
Who's the team they call the Arsenal,
who's the team they all adore.....