[Gerry Reynolds]

Indecent Proposal. Every woman I know says she would have shagged Robert Redford for $1. What the hell was mentally challenging about that no brainer. Now Redford with $1,000,000 looking at Comedy Dave would have been much better. We have a right to know Dave....!

[Gerry Reynolds]

I would also like to see Dave star in that new Russell Crowe film Master and Commander because they seriously needed someone to make the patients laugh below decks when they were sawing off arms and legs without anaesthesia. Some of Daves one liners would certainly have made the patients forget their woes. Look how much he cheered Chris up before Leeds started winning. Russell Crowe only cracked one joke the whole film and it was almost 200 years old!

[David]

Dave could star as the Kindergarden Cop in Kindergarden Cop II

[MK Chris]

There was a sequel to that? Christ...

[David]

I don't think so... But if there was a sequal