- Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:58 pm
#133040
People once again overlooked:
Alex Best... Services to Alcoholics
Paul Burrell & Lawrence wotsisface... Services to Campness
Micheal Barrymore... Services to Pool Cleaning
Christian O'Connell... Services to Chris Moyles (being worse on TV than him)
Jack Straw... Services to the Demon Headmaster
Robin Cook... Services to Gnomes
Michael Owen... Services to the Medical Profession
David Beckham... Services to the Terminally Stupid
One day I too hope to be honoured by the Monarchy with a suitable award (im thinking Knighthood... ) but when its my turn it will probably be charles an the though of kneeling down while he gets out his weapon terrifys me.
Alex Best... Services to Alcoholics
Paul Burrell & Lawrence wotsisface... Services to Campness
Micheal Barrymore... Services to Pool Cleaning
Christian O'Connell... Services to Chris Moyles (being worse on TV than him)
Jack Straw... Services to the Demon Headmaster
Robin Cook... Services to Gnomes
Michael Owen... Services to the Medical Profession
David Beckham... Services to the Terminally Stupid
One day I too hope to be honoured by the Monarchy with a suitable award (im thinking Knighthood... ) but when its my turn it will probably be charles an the though of kneeling down while he gets out his weapon terrifys me.
I'm 4ft 5 (wide) so at least the fat b*stard is true.