[Uglybob]

Its that time of year again, its Im A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here and it starts on January 26th 2004. We can only hope it will not bring us more Linda Barkers being especially annoying TV adverts and crap ITV show. Have you noticed how they seem to throw ex-contestants shows which are useless and made even more so with their lack of presenting skills.

The Rundown

1. Neil Ruddock
WHO IS HE - Former Liverpool and Tottenham footballer who sometimes pops up on Goals On Sunday on Sky Sports. Hefty lad who is a bit Tuffnell-esque.

2. Johnny Rotten
WHO IS HE - Punk singer with Sex Pistols and PIL. Quite why he said yes $money$ is somewhat puzzling. I cant see him lasting long.

3. Jennie Bond
WHO IS SHE - She used to be a royal reporter for the BBC or to me "not another meaningless PR exercise to make Prince William human lets change the channel".

4. Kerry McFadden
WHO IS SHE - Ex Atomic Kitten person (notice i didnt write singer) and big busted wife of a Westlife cretin. Likely to be a pussy and act all coy but will be a bitch probably. Guaranteed some viewers just to see her knockers though.

5. Diana Modahl
WHO IS SHE - Former runner who was accused of taking drugs and won her case. Expect a pissed off attitude. The female Nigel Benn apparently

6. Frank Carson
WHO IS HE - I was going to say funnyman but then thats a slur on funny people. This man has one joke and even thats not funny. Biggest chance of a death on set.

7. Alex Best
WHO IS SHE - Whys she doing it, possibly to get away from George. Another one to look out for her knockers although ive never seen her without a full arsenal of make up so probably a shock in store.

8. PETER ANDRE
WHO IS HE - A LEGEND, sorry read that wrong, a leg end who was the pre cursor to Adam Rickitt. Mask your lack of any talent by flexing muscles and looking deformed.

9. Lord Brockett
WHO IS HE - Ive no idea actually but im informed that he went to jail for insurance fraud to the tune of 4.5million. Not one to be trusted then.

Last and definitely least

10. Jordan
WHO IS SHE - Silicone enhanced ugly looking freak of a woman who will either walk out on Day 2 or be voted out first. More than likely to endure the viewers vote to face a bush tucker trial.

so there you have it. Its so obvious to go with Ruddock as the winner so I wont. Im hedging my bets on Kerry McFadden.

[Matt]

I met Frank Carson on holiday once. Asked him how he was, he said he was f*cking awful. It was raining at the time and he said the tide was coming down not in. Oh how I laughed... Let's see if he uses that gag in the jungle.

[markandlardrule]

ahh thats the worst prog eva, with the worst so called "celebs" i def wont be watchin it well mayb just for Ant and Dec

[Ahh_Pathetic]

i think its better celebs than normal. diane modahls voice is so irritating though.

[MK Chris]

I've actually heard of all but one this time, so I'm agreeing with Gaspode - better than normal. I still won't watch though.

[jimmy g]

2. Johnny Rotten

I am surprised about him. Seems like a better list than last time, I hadn't heard of many of them. But I am sure it will still be crap.

i def wont be watchin it well mayb just for Ant and Dec

You seem to like comedy double acts.

[Sidders]

I can't believe Peter Andre's doing it. Where's he been for the past 10 years?

[Gigglyboots]

Oooh ooh Mysterious Girl..I wonder if he still has that washboard for a stomach...

[Hattie]

And the same greasy rubber hair, urgh

[stevotrash]

looking forward to the pillow fights between jordan and kerry macfadders.

[Aaron]

You can just imagine it....

'Ive got the bigger tits'
'No i have'

[Adam]

Which one has the biggest breasts?

[Hattie]

Pobably Peter Andre

[markandlardrule]

You seem to like comedy double acts - a quote thing! how u do that??

yes i doo indeed, the little Britain's matt and david were xcellent on moylsey's show 2day!


LOL! had he only only one hit (if you could call it that) (no2 in the charts?) Mysterious Girl!

[Sidders]

a quote thing! how u do that??

Click on the 'Quote' button, top right of each post.

[markandlardrule]

yeh i can do that but i was trying to do two from some1s elses msg

[Aaron]

i just qoute one write the msg about that and then cut it go to the othetr one and paste it in to that one. Im sure theres an easier way.

[markandlardrule]

ah thank u aaron

[jimmy g]

LOL! had he only only one hit (if you could call it that) (no2 in the charts?) Mysterious Girl!

That's not strictly true, is it? He had one called something like Flava and that little mermaid song. Someone brave could search the internet for him. I am fascinated to see what he is like now, hopefully ugly like the rest of us.

[Sidders]

Just wait for Uglybob to come along, I'm sure he'll have his Guiness Book of Hit Singles handy.

[Everlast]

1. Neil Ruddock
WHO IS HE - Former Liverpool and Tottenham footballer who sometimes pops up on Goals On Sunday on Sky Sports. Hefty lad who is a bit Tuffnell-esque.

Ruddock will easily win, His radio shows with Rob McCaffery are brilliant and he was exellent on Soccer Am recently. When you say Ruddock is Tuffnel-esque Ruddock is a Tuffnel but funnier and probably wont do all the shit programmes Tufnell is doing. The Intresting thing is how Ruddock and Lydon will get on and also how many people will argue with razor Ruddock. Ruddock will eat Lydon for breakfast, Andre for lunch and Jodans boobs for Dinner.
Go Razor

[MC]

His radio shows with Rob McCaffery are brilliant

I was listening to them last Saturday and they were excellent. Doesn't mean I'll be watching I'm A Celebrity though...I've not watched any of the previous two series and I can't say I'm planning to watch this one either.

[Aaron]

I watched one episode of the last series and thought it was shite so didnt watch again. I might watch this one to see Kerry McFaddens rack but only for that reason.

[Uglybob]

andre had 2 number ones in 1996, flava and some slushy thing before xmas and came back in 1998 with kiss the girl which is on now 40 and it got into the top 10.

[Sheep]

How can they call it "celebrity"
they arent famous! the only ones i heard of are Jordan and peter Andre and i havent heard from him for ages!