[stevotrash]

'People love to give their room's a good furnishing. It seems like money well spent, every room needs a a decent furnish. But that all changes when people want to invite their friends round for dinner party's and a 6'3 gay man is standing in the dining room. That's why I, linda barker shall be presenting a new home improvement show to avoid people speculating over your sexuality by concealing the david furnish in your home.

episode 1. the lampshade.

[Ahh_Pathetic]

haha. cant wait for episode 4 as i hear it feature a puff.. sorry pouffe...

[stevotrash]

was going to be episode 1 but was a bit obvious

[Ahh_Pathetic]

on a serious point anyone know where i can get a cheap pouffe? my uncle always has one an they are so comfortable.

[Adam]

on a serious point anyone know where i can get a cheap pouffe? my uncle always has one an they are so comfortable.

Not sure if there is an Ikea round ur way, but try there. fairly cheap.

[stevotrash]

one from ikea will be made out of solid pine and decorated with minimalist bone piercing spikes all over.

can't go wrong with foam and a bit of floral pattern

[Ahh_Pathetic]

might make my own with a small child an some bubble wrap.

[Uglybob]

did u have bean bags at primary school? if you threw them right, you could give someone a black eye.

[stevotrash]

your P.E lessons sound like fun.

[Jonny Hoare]

[kilroy]it's the mean streets of northern ireland, they teach young, bean bags one week, mortar bombs the next....[/kilroy]

[Ahh_Pathetic]

Northern Ireland eh? who would have expected such violence?

[Uglybob]

funny enough i was hit in the mouth with a cricket bat

we were playing rounders at the time and i was too close as wicket keeper. it was hit by a girl who you could describe as amazonian or better described as a man beast.

[stevotrash]

well that will teach you for touching her bottom.

[Jonny Hoare]

back stop in rounders
wicket keeper in cricket

foo

[HoTdOg]

was you playing rounders or cricket? was it a cricket bat or rounders bat?
was you playing crickety rounders or roundickety?

[Jonny Hoare]

where does kwik cricket put you other than bottom of your local spelling bee

[Uglybob]

we were a cheap school

we were playing with a cricket bat and it was rounders rules but the ball is was one of them really bouncy (no stuff in the middle) ones that when hit well could travel 400 metres.

[Jonny Hoare]

[kilroy] and could blow up the local catholic primary school across the way [/kilroy]

[Uglybob]

apparently they are replacing kilroy with portillo.

[stevotrash]

they should replace kilroy with the iraqi information minister.

[Jonny Hoare]

portillo - a good shout! or mo mowlam!

[HoTdOg]

comic allie?

[Jonny Hoare]

comical ali

now works for abu dhabi tv

[HoTdOg]

maybe they could get oooosama himself to do it?..he could slag all the kilroy politicians off?

[Jonny Hoare]

like the jimmy nail pronouncation of osama