[Uglybob]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... tegory=324


before you start, i found this on ebay by doing a search and havent went anywhere near b3ta

currently highest bidder - 32 pence

[Aaron]

What were you searching for, for it to bring that up.

[kendra k]

he was probably looking for a friend.

[Uglybob]

someone was talking to me about a news of the world feature about a lesbian selling her virginity online for £10,000. So i went to see if she was on ebay by putting virgin as the search. In amongst Richard Branson autobiography was this gem.

[Lew]

i love the way he asks for women only but when he does mention blokes offering 7 figures he specifies 'no bald men'

[Aaron]

Its hilarious. 32P highest bidder! ha ha so much for 7 figures.

[kendra k]

"virgin" hahahaha

[Uglybob]

someones just bid £102 for him

[kendra k]

you bid on him?

[Uglybob]

no, im not that stupid, some girl called tara.
















awaiting some tara pt gags now

[jimmy g]

It's legally binding too.

[kendra k]

do you have to go to him, or will he... never mind. it's too easy!!!

[coct]

leave tara alone before you start. Shes the best.

[MK Chris]

I am 19 years old and was therefore looking for girls between the ages 16 and 64.

This has to be the best bit.

[kendra k]

why is the cut off at 64? surely some hot 65 year old mama, ala blanche devereaux, would do.

[Sidders]

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[MK Chris]

Yeah, you're too late Sidla. Wait for the next loser, then you can bid again.

[Adam]

I think its just wrong to be doing this sort of thing, offering you Virginity on the internet should not be allowed. Surely - she can raise the funds for Uni another way.

Yeah, you're too late Sidla. Wait for the next loser, then you can bid again.

Has it been taken off Ebay or has the auction ended?

[kendra k]

adam, it was for driving lessons.

get ready for the age of BROWN!

sidders, sell your viriginity online. make some cash. you could get more from bald men.

[Adam]

I thought it was for Uni fees?

I think its going to be close - the vote tonight.

I'm glad Kendra made that comments and not me. Eeek.

[kendra k]

what? get ready for the age of brown?!?!?!

i wrote 2 songs last night about him. i'll upload them to my site soon enough.... http://kendrak.com

[Uglybob]

I thought it was for Uni fees?

I think its going to be close - the vote tonight.

I'm glad Kendra made that comments and not me. Eeek.

that was an entirely different story about a girl in the news of the world offering her virginity to pay her tuition fees.

[kendra k]

there's one in weekly world news who sold her virginity to pay off her credit cards.

[Uglybob]

but how can you check if shes a real virgin then?

[kendra k]

bob... do you know anything about femal anatomy?