[kendra k]

right, i've gotten it figured out. i, kendra k, am deeply infatuated with tommy smith- the colourful commentator on the espn for world cup soccer. he called batistuta gay, he says nothing but giberish, but he sounds hot. whoooweee baby!

i need to get out more.

[Freddo]

He called Batistuta gay hehehe we need some politically incorrect commentators but all we get is Trevor Brooking and Ron Atkinson. We should have let Dudley Moore(R.I.P) or Alan Partridge on The Day Today "Goal......Twat!!........Shit!!" when a montage of goals go in.

[Jonny Hoare]

did this tommy smith have a scouse accent?
could be the liverpool legend of yaw

[Lawrie]

am i right in thinking he was the liverpool player in the 70s with the dodgy tash and the same one who got bo***ked for claiming benefits the other year?

[Jonny Hoare]

and stuck his v's up to alec stepney in a charity penalty shoot out

[Benjoo]

that alan partridge montage of goals is the funniest thing ever


wonder if you can download that anywhere

[Jonny Hoare]

twat, wnaker and piss

[Morals]

we need some politically incorrect commentators .

Commentator: "Totti comes up to take the penalty. Go on, miss you long haired ponce"

(Totti misses)

Commentator: "Ahhhhhhhh, you're shite, and you know you are...."


Sounds like fun to me

[Jonny Hoare]

hang on that sounds like a alan green commentary

[Morals]

Alan Green being?

[Jonny Hoare]

I am shcoked you don't know that. the slighty ulster voice that commentate on the football on fivelive

Legend

[Morals]

I apologise for my ignorance - I don't listen to five live - can't stand listening to footie on the radio!

[Jonny Hoare]

he also commentates on BBCi press the red button and change the commentary

[Morals]

Alas, I don't have digital telly. *sniff*

[Gary Nice]

I can't even get Chanel 5!!

[Morals]

You're not missing much...

[jc]

You're actually missing something, Channel 5's been a lot more fun lately with the likes of CSI and Law & Order... - jc

[Guest]

I seem to remember hearing that a Belgian commentator during Euro 2000,- upon seeing 'keeper De Wilde charge out of his area and gift a goal to Turkey - shouted at the hapless 'keeper what roughly translates from french as ' what a *, what a *'....
Hmmm...exactly the sort of thing you could imagine from Barry Davies.

[kendra k]

tommy smith was good again last night. he kept slagging england and apologising for being irish. made me laugh

i've a new crush though--- torsten frings, he's heiss!

[gregs]

alan green = LEGEND!


gregs

[Jonny Hoare]

alan green- good voice but far to quick to become negative