[MontyFan]

Toxic (Britney Spears) Pardody

It’s getting late,
near the evening,
This mornings papers,
Are lying in the bin,
Switch the radio,
To BBC

A show I rate
I can’t wait
I need a hit
Sara, give me it
It’s 3’o’Clock
I’m lovin’ it

I’ve got a pie,
In one hand,
She’s plays a song,
By my favourite band
This show has got me wowed

Without the aid of some scripts,
She’s in her stride,
She’s Coxy
Better than Foxy
With a waste of a sidekick, sack him now
And I sit on the loo,
While I listen to Coxy
And my brother’s a jew,
And he listens to Coxy.

It’s getting late,
It’s half past five,
Then soon after,
I am deprived,
Slowly
The news takes she

I sigh
Who are these clowns?
They’re on the air
And they make me frown,
Talking bout farmers now

Without the aid of some scripts,
She’s in her stride,
She’s Coxy
Better than Foxy
With a waste of a sidekick, sack him now
And I sit on the loo,
While I listen to Coxy
And my brother’s a jew,
And he listens to Coxy.

Fools don't listen to Coxy

Without the aid of some scripts,
She’s in her stride,
She’s Coxy
Better than Foxy
With a waste of a sidekick, sack him now
And I sit on the loo,
While I listen to Coxy
And my brother’s a jew,
And he listens to Coxy.

Coxy’s gone now,
Dave Pearce? Low brow,
I making eggs, how?
I think I’ll boil one now,
Washin’ me socks now,
Drink milk from a cow..
Coxy’s got me wowed.

[Golden Syrup]

he he he i like it, it made me smile. time well spent montyfan

[MontyFan]

Why thankyou

[Eddie]

not bad except for the fact that I think I'm right in saying that nobody on this board can stand Sara Cox. I think the gerneral opinion is that she's better now she's on in the afternoon but she's still crap, crap crappedy crap.

[Ahh_Pathetic]

Hah. Pathetic. My version of that shania twain song was much better.

ahem.