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By Uglybob
#143734
I have seen the results and I cannot believe it again. I want to know what people or persons vote for these awards. My gripe is Sexiest Soap Star. For the 3rd year running in the female category, Jessie Wallace (Kat Slater) has won it. She is pig dog ugly, reminds me of them scary cats on b3ta. Now i could harp on and on but in my head ill write down as many people as i can who i think is sexier

Emily Symons (used to be marilyn in home and away, now on emmerdale)
amy nuttall (plays chloe in emmerdale)
surrane jones (karen in corrie)
nikki sanderson (candice on corrie)
samia ghadie (maria on corrie)
elize du toit (izzy hollyoaks)
michelle ryan (zoe in eastenders)
jill halfpenny (the geordie one in the nail bar in eastenders)
tina o brien (sarah lou in corrie)
gemma atkinson, sarah dunn, majority of hollyoaks females


i prefer even shelley in corrie to kat flippin slater.
By Lindsay
#143821
eastenders best soap?!!! and that award supposed to have been voted for by the public??
corrie and emmerdale have been so much better this past year

that awards were a joke
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By Golden Syrup
#143828
eastenders has been so crap over the past year i've completely stopped watching it, i can't be bothered watching the same lame storylines repeated over and over but with different families! i don't watch either of the others but they can't be worse, the vote was probably fixed by eastender execs voting 24/7
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By Hattie
#143830
Did Nigel Harmen get sexiest male soap star?
Are all the awards voted for by the public?
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By Uglybob
#143833
yes he did, jack duckworth was robbed.
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By Ahh_Pathetic
#143854
kirk - best actor bar none.

that fizz is fitter than Kat.
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By MK Chris
#143866
Lindsay wrote:that awards were a joke

The fact that awards exist purely for the soap industry is a joke.
By Lindsay
#143881
i really dont think nigel harman is that good looking, i can see where people are coming from but i could name loads more people more attractive than him....robert from emmerdale for a start, but thats probably cos im 18 and not older
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By Hattie
#143894
Lindsay wrote:i really dont think nigel harman is that good looking, i can see where people are coming from but i could name loads more people more attractive than him


I agree, I think Ben from Hollyoaks is more attractive.
By stevotrash
#143914
he looks like the camp offspring from rod stewarts drugs, sex and squirells period. Him and his equally retarded gym rat brother get on my wick. Ther'e 10 year old boys trapped in the chassy of a bevelled mondeo.

That dim blond slapper also gets up my nose. Ther're all * 9 yet married and sleeping with each other. Surely someone has a thundercats doll which we could use to distract these sleazy, anoying little rural oiks.

With there trendy haircuts and jeans, you live on a farm for * sakes. You have one pub. Theres not a trendy slaon that specialises in highlights for * miles. Tony & Guy run the fookin bakery and jack's the only top man in the village.

You don't see Seth trapsing around with distressed jeans and sweatbands you knob jockeys.
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By Hattie
#143915
:roll: People in the countryside do have lives outside farming.
By stevotrash
#143916
Ben from Hollyoaks


its amazing how he can make a character so two dimensional that spongebob square pants looks like sodding al pachino.

* than whining, ben from hollyoaks manages to skip any other form of emotion.

Hollyoaks, used to be good now quite shite. Every time I tune in i'm greeted with another dull Hunter scene, as the peroxide johnny vegas lambasts the peroxide anne frank for not saving her brother from prison.
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By Hattie
#143917
The Ben/Izzy/Emma baby story has gone too far aswell.
By stevotrash
#143918
People in the countryside do have lives outside farming.


I live near the countryside, let me assure you that you wouldn't find many people decked in retro clothing (which wasn't hand me downs) and retro haircuts (which wern't inflicted by a cumbersome father).

Its all wellies and shovels love.
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By Hattie
#143919
I live in the countryside and not everyone lives in wellies and green fleeces! or wears their elder siblings 90's clothes love.
By stevotrash
#143920
is that your picture? This is bloody typical, everytime I leave, all the fit woman turn up. It's just like life. It really bloody is.
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By Mcqueen_
#143922
Is it just me or is Ben in Hollyoaks trying to have David Brent/Ricky Gervais mannerisms?

Hollyoaks is good as it isn't like any other soap. They do funny camera angels and dream sequences etc. When the characters start talking to the camera it will be perfect.
By stevotrash
#143923
are you similar looking? I'm not fussy to be fair....

I live in the countryside and not everyone lives in wellies and green fleeces! or wears their elder siblings 90's clothes love.


But i'd imagine your posh countryside which is another ball game.

I'm talking about families entwined with certain rural job types that live in an area and never move. Thats what those sugden fellahs are. If you though Jack got mad with robert for sleeping with his siblings wife, he would have kicked his arse like a mule if he knew that he was getting his hair cut by toni and his guy whilst purchasing clothing from diesel.

don't you ever listen to the archers?
By stevotrash
#143924
Is it just me or is Ben in Hollyoaks trying to have David Brent/Ricky Gervais mannerisms?


other lets rip off popular comedy characters and condense them into the mould of students

lee hunter- peter kay
tony- gordon brittas/rimmer or tom from the good life
fat ginger- jo brand
mr dean - freddie star

i'm sure there's many other comparisions to be made with comedy characters and hollyoaks stars along with other soaps (shane ritchie-del boy- spencer-rodney anyone?)
By Lindsay
#143927
i just cant watch eastenders full stop. its so depressing and the storylines are rubbish and repetitive, i only watch corrie emmerdale and neighbours and hollyoaks occassionally

i think sam aston who playes chesney in corrie deserved to win the childrens one, hes a great little actor
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By Hattie
#143928
stevotrash wrote:are you similar looking? I'm not fussy to be fair....

I live in the countryside and not everyone lives in wellies and green fleeces! or wears their elder siblings 90's clothes love.


But i'd imagine your posh countryside which is another ball game.

I'm talking about families entwined with certain rural job types that live in an area and never move. Thats what those sugden fellahs are. If you though Jack got mad with robert for sleeping with his siblings wife, he would have kicked his arse like a mule if he knew that he was getting his hair cut by toni and his guy whilst purchasing clothing from diesel.

don't you ever listen to the archers?


No, I'm not really similar looking or posh!
But the farmer thing does sound familiar.
Farmers just dislike anyone who's different to them. Anyway to farmers purchasing clothing from JCB, caterpillar and Diesel or any other tractor related make would be cool.
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By Uglybob
#143931
looks like a sober cerys matthews to me
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By Hattie
#143932
It's Alice Martineau and I'm changing it.
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By Uglybob
#143933
oh i the dead one
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