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By djsteveomac
#144464
Did anyone else notice the total howler Emma B made on the Sunday surgery last weekend?

After she and "Doctor?" Mark Hamilton spent 10 minutes advising and consoling a poor guy with 'man boobs' with advise on everything from working out to surgery; Emma turned to the audience and said......you guessed it, "If you've got something you want to get off your chest dial 08700 100....etc"

What a way to make the poor guy feel unlaughed at Emma
By stevotrash
#144465
don't know what this bloke is talking about. Every male friend I have wants to have boobs and stay at home all day playing with them like some cheap whore living off child benifits.

And to think, my career teacher gave me a funny look when I stated this would be my ideal job.

On a serious note, should professionals like prostitues teach sex education in schools?

Has anyone had an attractive teacher teaching them sex education and tried getting them to talk smut?

Wish I was back at school.
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By Adam
#144466
Another radio related post...? lol

Sadly, I didn't hear the howler, but thats probably not intentional.
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By djsteveomac
#144468
stevotrash wrote:On a serious note, should professionals like prostitues teach sex education in schools?


Stealing Ali G lines now are we? Geez you're worse than Moyles :lol:

P.S Ali used 'Porn Stars' but the concept was the same me thinks :wink:
By stevotrash
#144475
you've got a nerve posting on this board whilst ripping of the name of a complete and utter legend like myself!

I was unaware that the line came from ali g, technically if i were 3 years earlier with the delivery i could be considered a genius.

Nothings original nowdays (apart from that ridiculous haircut gaspode wears) anyhow.
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By B26354
#144477
i cant believe people still listen to that sh**

unless you have problems
(and are sad enough to phone a national radio station and speak to some pig-dog ugly brummie--instead of phoneing professionals)

i used to be sad enough to listen-- 5 years ago-- when i had a thing for emma, until she was on tv-- typical looking brummie(said by someone who has lived there for several years).
By stevotrash
#144479
A couple years back I nearly got on the surgery with a 'drinking problem'.

I spoke to a researcher who wanted me to go on air a few weeks later. We planned to make a mockery of the show by doing the interview down the local and spend the duration denying that I was in a pub nor had a drink problem whilst acting pissed.

Alas, somehow they got wind of the plan and it never happened. However, one of you young scamps should give a similar trick a whirl.

I've only ever met two brummie lasses before. Both were dirty minded minxes. Surely thats a good thing?
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By B26354
#144483
most are ugly, although in this sunny weather i'm not looking at there faces.

stevotrash wrote:I've only ever met two brummie lasses before. Both were dirty minded minxes. Surely thats a good thing?


can't argue with that.
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By Adam
#144486
Ouch - there's at least one lass from that part of the world. I can't wait until she logs on and see's this thread. ;)
Last edited by Adam on Tue May 18, 2004 5:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By B26354
#144488
:lol: take note of the word most
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By Ahh_Pathetic
#144518
Is this the same stevotrash?
By stevotrash
#144585
most of the woman on here look rank, so odds favour her being a complete trout.
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By Adam
#144586
You dont get on with her, do you?
By stevotrash
#144594
i have no idea who it is. who is it?
By stevotrash
#144595
ps have a look at the tim kash thread for some great tim kash merchandise!
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By Sidders
#144665
Ickle Angel wrote:Its probably me although Sam is another brummie.

Oooh! Don't let her catch you saying that! Good job she don't come here much anymore.
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By MK Chris
#144678
Sod what she said, she was a brummy... It's like people from 'The Wirral' claiming to not be scousers.
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By Ickle Angel
#144679
Sidla wrote:
Ickle Angel wrote:Its probably me although Sam is another brummie.

Oooh! Don't let her catch you saying that! Good job she don't come here much anymore.


Ooppps Sam isnt a brummie no because shes from Wolverhampton. Sorry Sam :P
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By Adam
#144751
poor sam. even worse. shudders to the thought of living in wolverhampton..
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By kendra k
#144770
sam? where'd she go?

i'd spill the beans about a certain board member who fancied her. oh wait, none of that matters now anyhow. psh. i should read these things more.
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By Ahh_Pathetic
#144781
i dont remember ever seeing a pic of sam? was (is) she fit?
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By kendra k
#144806
i don't know. i just know some "dude" here had the hots for her. if i could be arsed, i'd search for the threads were we talk about it.
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By Mcqueen_
#144809
Sidla faniced Sam without ever seeing a picture of her. He was jealous of the online relationship Nablo had with her. I don't think Topher was happy at the time as it was when he and Sidla had their little thing.
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By Uglybob
#144811
sidla would fancy aled if he wore a skirt
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