[Jonny Hoare]

Hello folks who have missed me. Somethings never change. Uglybob is still dull, Adam still neurotic and states the obvious... Ickle and morals are still far too old for this site and well are mad(...ly in love). Stevotrash is proving that he is the writer of middle flight comedy for the graveyard shift on todays mediocre choice of naff songs in a different order from yesterday station....

Oh and me, still bald, and still no hope.

Oh for you kiddies that weren't born when the forum started. I am Hoare the man who made this forum great. Inane post wars, bitter conflict and poptastic rigged quizes, and dozy mofo bashing.

I truly was number 1 for a while....

hmmm... i wonder how i can get 2000 posts???

[Chris]

He's right .. check our the mastery, new kids:
http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~ch ... php?t=5021

[Ickle Angel]

Hello folks who have missed me. Somethings never change. Uglybob is still dull, Adam still neurotic and states the obvious... Ickle and morals are still far too old for this site and well are mad(...ly in love). Stevotrash is proving that he is the writer of middle flight comedy for the graveyard shift on todays mediocre choice of naff songs in a different order from yesterday station....

Oh and me, still bald, and still no hope.

Oh for you kiddies that weren't born when the forum started. I am Hoare the man who made this forum great. Inane post wars, bitter conflict and poptastic rigged quizes, and dozy mofo bashing.

I truly was number 1 for a while....

hmmm... i wonder how i can get 2000 posts???

Im not old Welcome back Jho

[Jonny Hoare]

Bumped for Adam's benefit

[Adam]

Bumped for Adam's benefit

Thanks, I think I missed this one.

Its good to have you and Stevotrash back. Now all we need is Everlast to make a full time return and the board will be just like old times.

[kendra k]

yeah, just like old times.

hoare, i found your ticket to fame. you need to challenge willaim hung to a dance contest. he's got you beat on the singing.

[Jonny Hoare]

hmmm...everlast wont be back

[Adam]

hmmm...everlast wont be back

Why?

[Jonny Hoare]

cos he like me, got fed with numpties like you stating the bleeding obvious, but with the return of one of his many nemesi he might be temepted out of retirement

[Ickle Angel]

I hope he comes back. He was cool

[Adam]

cos he like me, got fed with numpties like you stating the bleeding obvious, but with the return of one of his many nemesi he might be temepted out of retirement

I haven't stated the obvious in ages. Sidla's been doing that, surely?

Jonny - chill out..

[Sidders]

But saying that I state the obvious is stating the obvious....

Or am I stating the obvious again...

[iSeb]

i think so sidla

[Jonny Hoare]

Nah i wont

[kendra k]

god this is sad on all counts.

jonny, you've turned yourself into a cartoon.
ad, why try to reason?
sidla, yeah, it's that obvious.
the rest of you... bite my tounge i will.

[Adam]

Nice to see Hoare has made a return in style. Never return quietly, do you? Have to make a big hoo ha about it.

I don't understand why we can't all get on - why people are still bringing back old things instead of getting on and just enjoy posting on a messageboard. I try to reason, but it looks as if I've hurt too many people over the years.

As for your 2000 posts - just spam, like you used too...

[Ickle Angel]

If everybody got on the board would be really boring. People not getting on is what makes it intresting

[kendra k]

ickle, i think you have the chance to dethrone sidders as master of the obvious.

[iSeb]

lol....

Its funny, because its true

[Ickle Angel]

At least I would have a title then

[Sidders]

master of the obvious.

I like that. Now all I need is for Italy to win and I can make that my title.

[stevotrash]

Stevotrash is proving that he is the writer of middle flight comedy for the graveyard shift on todays mediocre choice of naff songs in a different order from yesterday station....

Yes, but still far funnier than you.

Oh and me, still bald, and still no hope.

Yup

Oh for you kiddies that weren't born when the forum started. I am Hoare the man who made this forum great. Inane post wars, bitter conflict and poptastic rigged quizes, and dozy mofo bashing.

Obviously people like uglybob, gaspode, the dr, mnky, stickyspanner, everlast etc were just bit part players in this hoartastic forum. At least we know our place now.

I truly was number 1 for a while....

Number one at posting a heap crap and stealing credit for other peoples actions.

hmmm... i wonder how i can get 2000 posts???

post a lot of crap

[Jonny Hoare]

indeed, nice to see ya back trash...

lets take out these mofos

eddie nock is looking more and more like a cross between daniel bedding field and shrek

[stevotrash]

I'm not sure anyone would be worthy enough to be on your team jonny.

[Uglybob]

indeed, nice to see ya back trash...

lets take out these mofos

eddie nock is looking more and more like a cross between daniel bedding field and shrek

his "mate" korben is now flogging stuff on chaseit.tv on channel 666. i think that number explains pretty much its overall output.