[stevotrash]

Its a shame theres a national shortage of dentists, as I'd quite fancied getting my teeth pulled out with pliers by a nurse who looks like geoff capes this friday evening as oppossed to watching this sh*te sketch show by french and saunders.

In fact I don't care is the dentist is foreign, used to be a blacksmith and has never seen teeth before untill tonight.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the worst double act since fred and rose west. I'm serious they make me want to kill people.

[stevotrash]

what about beth jordache from brookside and alan tichmarsh.

every garden, always a p*ssing patio.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

were they together? suppose she did the digging. dimmock would have had her in a sec....

[stevotrash]

speaking of soaps, sonia from eastenders has tonight killed a girl using the same ash tray that martin kemp used to kill a blonde.

[Tom Holt]

i thought it was a fruit bowl

[stevotrash]

good point, no one touches fags in the fowler household.

thats why old lodger dereck moved out.

[Tom Holt]

i just remember seeing a satsuma next to the woman's head on the floor, and thinking, how random.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

good point, no one touches fags in the fowler household.

thats why old lodger dereck moved out.

he just knew he could never be as attractive as pauline or lurch. didnt arthur have a dabble?

[stevotrash]

He was too busy kicking the christmas tree over

[Mafro]

Is Chewin' The Fat on after it in England or is just Scotland?

[Toast]

Have I Got News For You was after it I think. Or that crap program with Jasper Carrot.

[Tom Holt]

yeah it was that jasper carrot thing i think, then HIGNFY

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

is that fit asian girl still in the jasper carrot thing? was the only thing made it watchable.