[Lew]

But a legacy of inspiring posts will live on...

he only has himself up his arse

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone do doobie doobie doo....

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanaphooooooooone...

it'll grate real quick

i saw 45 england flags today

i counted

its people like you who make these forums a joke

LSMTMEEAINARO!!!

Laugh So Much That My Eyes Explode And I Need A Retinal Operation

Ford Fiesta 1.1 N reg. And as for being in a large ditch, been there, done that.

I hope you (mostly) boring boring people live long and prosper

but stay the f*ck away from me at all times

THE END

I rather enjoyed it myself

ps. in advance, shut up gaspode you sarcastic tw@t

[Toast]

...And within an hour of this being posted it falls beneath a topic about Jade Goody. Thought I'd just point that out

Anyway, fair well I suppose, don't know you too well but you seem to be one of the smaller arses on this board.

[Sidders]

Bye.

[Adam]

Cya.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

he stole my idea!

ah well no great loss.

[Adam]

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - you got a date set for when you leave?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

2020 just after you reach puberty adam. was hoping we could run away together?

[Adam]

2020 just after you reach puberty adam. was hoping we could run away together?

Any particular date in 2020? How about 11th November? We can both go holding hands into the sunset.

[MK Chris]

The arrogance of making a thread quoting lots of your own posts...

[Marky]

.... is quite immense.

[Sidders]

I seem to remember doing it once. I didn't leave though, much to everyone's disappointment.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i left but i didnt do it but now im back an feel slight guilt everyday. i hope lewis doesnt come back as i'd think more of him.

[Ickle Angel]

I did it once too but then came back

[I Want Errr.... Cake]

got some dignity, posting it in trash can

[Marky]

If you leave silently out the back door, people won't call you a loser, with nothing better to do, when you come back (and they always come back. Just look at what happened with Greyhead)

[Betti911]

Don't see why such an attempt at a dramatic exit was called for myself

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

because lewis has been here for more years that you have amount of IQ.

you only qualify to slag him off if you have been here a while.

[Betti911]

I can slag off who I like pet

I don't take kindly to be talked down to by a ginga!

You could always join Lewis if you have a problem with that

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

come on you must be used to being talked down to love.

go make me a brew me darlin'

[Betti911]

Watch it or I'll stand of your paw Gaspode

You may have been here for a long time but you certainly haven't shown any of us a good time you patronising git!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you want me to show you a good time?

well slap my belly an watch it wobble.

[Betti911]

Between you and a hot poker.... the poker would get it every time mate.....

[Tom Holt]

please stop!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

tipsy are you male? I want to know what shes gonna so with the hot poker.

Gaspode The "back to the wall" Wonder Dog

[Tom Holt]

yes i am male, gaspode - don't think my name would be tom if i wasn't