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- Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:20 am
#160417
Bugger.
After falling prey to andi peters great top of the pops revamp (the git said it was going to be bigger than kenny rogers) he's run off and left me with debts and the left over stock from our failed totp merchandise company 'top of crop tops'
Especially for xmas,
I'm able to offer you the last of our exclusive line of products at a very reasonable rate. At a 50% discount off all stock, you'll have the mime of your life.
10234- Tim Kash Foam Fingers
A must for all Tim Kash fans. A large foam hand with extended fore finger. Use to point at cameras to work out which one your supposed to be standing in front off. Use to gesture which door you would like to be chucked out of by andi peters. Use to pick one's arse whilst watching Tricia as you work out how to get off job seekers. Available in grey and dull.
30456-Fern Cotton's guide to the Punk Movement
When you think of the punk scene, you think of Fern Cotton. it's without saying, as she'll quite often underline how she's a punk chick. Who better to write a book on the development of the punk movement. Read insightfull opinions on the Sex Pistols-'god save the queen was good, but i once saw charlie from busted fart on a scaletrix track...it was wicked.' Find out why 70's youth flocked to the subversive punk culture-'heyyy, i've got some red hair colour from superdrug...wicked' Available in paperback, and not really hard back.
7899- Reggie Yates-The Real Reggie Yates
The uber chic Reggie is known to many totp veiwers as the hip cat who was name after a london gangster and a chain of wine lodge's. However, in this sensational book you can find out more about the true life of our 'reg'. His dependance on crisp's from marks and Spencers and his addiction to Tab Clear.
An Insightfull and breathtaking story, with a narrative tackled amazingly well with such a superb grip-Kate Thorntons Smash Hits
After falling prey to andi peters great top of the pops revamp (the git said it was going to be bigger than kenny rogers) he's run off and left me with debts and the left over stock from our failed totp merchandise company 'top of crop tops'
Especially for xmas,
I'm able to offer you the last of our exclusive line of products at a very reasonable rate. At a 50% discount off all stock, you'll have the mime of your life.
10234- Tim Kash Foam Fingers
A must for all Tim Kash fans. A large foam hand with extended fore finger. Use to point at cameras to work out which one your supposed to be standing in front off. Use to gesture which door you would like to be chucked out of by andi peters. Use to pick one's arse whilst watching Tricia as you work out how to get off job seekers. Available in grey and dull.
30456-Fern Cotton's guide to the Punk Movement
When you think of the punk scene, you think of Fern Cotton. it's without saying, as she'll quite often underline how she's a punk chick. Who better to write a book on the development of the punk movement. Read insightfull opinions on the Sex Pistols-'god save the queen was good, but i once saw charlie from busted fart on a scaletrix track...it was wicked.' Find out why 70's youth flocked to the subversive punk culture-'heyyy, i've got some red hair colour from superdrug...wicked' Available in paperback, and not really hard back.
7899- Reggie Yates-The Real Reggie Yates
The uber chic Reggie is known to many totp veiwers as the hip cat who was name after a london gangster and a chain of wine lodge's. However, in this sensational book you can find out more about the true life of our 'reg'. His dependance on crisp's from marks and Spencers and his addiction to Tab Clear.
An Insightfull and breathtaking story, with a narrative tackled amazingly well with such a superb grip-Kate Thorntons Smash Hits
