[Uglybob]

its self explanatory.

[iSeb]

Im not voting becuase if I'm going to text somone, and need to poo.... Kill two birds with one trip to the toilet... thats what I say.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

cant get reception on my toilet...

[Betti911]

Does a wee wee count?

[Sidders]

no thats disgusting bob

Why would it be discusting? It's not like they're gonna know is it?

[Betti911]

Yeah but imagine if you lent someone your phone afterwards.... yuck!

[jameseuk]

have done yea,also while taking a whiz,also while in the bath,also in my bed,also while walking down the road,also while in a shop.

erm think thats about it for odd & annoying places to text from.

[iSeb]

Yeah but imagine if you lent someone your phone afterwards.... yuck!

We are talking about texting somone while on the toilet... Not wiping your ass with it.

[Betti911]

Yeah but maybe you used the hand you use to wipe your ass to text without washing it.... go figure

[Chris]

I'm in Tokyo, there's a button on my toilet to do that for you.

[Andy Bkr]

ive got to get myself one of them lol

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'm in Tokyo, there's a button on my toilet to do that for you.

A button to do what? wipe your arse or flush the toilet?

Im hoping most of us are beyond a bucket job.

[DemonHorse]

I'm in Tokyo, there's a button on my toilet to do that for you.

A button to do what? wipe your arse or flush the toilet?

Im hoping most of us are beyond a bucket job.

I think he meant the texting....



but I could be wrong

[Mk.]

Another high brow poll from Uglybob then...

[Sidders]

I'm in Tokyo, there's a button on my toilet to do that for you.

A button to do what? wipe your arse or flush the toilet?

Im hoping most of us are beyond a bucket job.

I think he meant the texting....



but I could be wrong

He meant wipe his ass you pillock, do you know nothing about world culture?

People who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet are discusting and should be shot.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Is it just me that has to pick their nose while having a wee?

[Betti911]

This thread can only go downhill from here

[jameseuk]

I'm in Tokyo, there's a button on my toilet to do that for you.

[DemonHorse]

I'm in Tokyo, there's a button on my toilet to do that for you.

A button to do what? wipe your arse or flush the toilet?

Im hoping most of us are beyond a bucket job.

I think he meant the texting....



but I could be wrong

He meant wipe his ass you pillock, do you know nothing about world culture?

People who don't wash their hands after going to the toilet are discusting and should be shot.

Geez lighten up, can't you tell when someone's f**king kidding????

[Sidders]

Yeah right, more like you don't want to look foolish, so put it down to sarcasm.

[DemonHorse]

after message = kidding....

and guess you're the ONLY one who actually took it seriously.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i take everything seriously and have enquired about such a button on my toliet only to be laughed at by both plumbers and electrical outlets (I mean which would you go to? thats a dilemma in itself..).

The emotional stress this has caused me is unmeasurable but fortunately my lawyers (http://www.screwemforeverypenny.com) have calculated a figure of £6 million pounds if you wish to settle.

i await your response.